Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

[dfphetteplace]

Titanic 2: Still Down There?

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

Didn't Futurama already do this ... But better.

 

[rddj623]

My question is how does The Asylum stay in business...

Keep that in mind.

Someone has to be BUYING these movies...

 

[johnman]

Thats almost as bad as lizards on a boat, the terriable parody that me and a few friends came up with.

 

[Skorpyo]

Wait, in this day of radar, lasers, and radar-lasers, how do they manage to hit another iceberg?

And wouldn't they ALL be able to get off the boat this time?

Seriously, where the HELL is the PREMISE!?

 

[dex-dex]

you would think they had seen the first movie and had taken notes of thing to avoid.

 

[Antidrall]

I honestly have had enough of the asylum.

 

[Rad Party God]

W...T...F... OMG... "the same fate", "the same day", "THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE!!! (with crappier effects, crappier story and crappier Di Crappio and crappier Kate Winslet)".

 

[Angus565]

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This pretty much sums up my reaction.

 

[infernovolver]

ON THE SAME COURSE
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME DAY
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME HOUR
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME BOAT
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME PART OF THE OCEAN
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME ICEBURG
*fade to black*

TITANIC 2
*fade to black*



this movie is going to be fun

Fix'd
*fade to black*

 

[Broken Blade]

ON THE SAME COURSE
ON THE SAME DAY
ON THE SAME HOUR
ON THE SAME BOAT
ON THE SAME PART OF THE OCEAN
ON THE SAME ICEBURG

WITH THE SAME CREW
WITH THE SAME PASSENGERS
WITH THE SAME COAL STRIKE
WITH THE SAME ENDING

TITANIC 2: REALLY, IT DOESN'T SINK THIS TIME, WE PROMISE. REALLY. WE'RE SERIOUS! PLEASE COME ON OUR BOAT, WE'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[zombiejoe]

ON THE SAME COURSE
ON THE SAME DAY
ON THE SAME HOUR
ON THE SAME BOAT
ON THE SAME PART OF THE OCEAN
ON THE SAME ICEBURG

WITH THE SAME CREW
WITH THE SAME PASSENGERS
WITH THE SAME COAL STRIKE
WITH THE SAME ENDING

TITANIC 2: REALLY, IT DOESN'T SINK THIS TIME, WE PROMISE. REALLY. WE'RE SERIOUS! PLEASE COME ON OUR BOAT, WE'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

YOU WIN A INTERWEBZ HUG


lol funny

 

[zombiejoe]

ON THE SAME COURSE
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME DAY
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME HOUR
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME BOAT
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME PART OF THE OCEAN
*fade to black*
ON THE SAME ICEBURG
*fade to black*

TITANIC 2
*fade to black*



this movie is going to be fun

Fix'd
*fade to black*

thanks

lol you is funny

 

[shadowstriker86]

This isn't titanic 2, it's FailBoat: The Movie

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

it's a movie about a boat named the Titanic 2 that's built to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic's ill-fated voyage. The new boat sets out on the same route as its predecessor and (spoiler alert) an iceberg floats into its path.

That's like remembering the 100 year anniversary of a man driving off of a cliff, by intentionally driving the same route he did, right down to the part where you fly off of the cliff.

I hope they made this with the INTENTION of making a "so stupid it's funny" movie.

Or commemorating the anniversary of 9/11 by flying a plane into a large building

 

[ClockWork]

Is it just me or is there NO WORSE IDEA KNOWN TO MAN then making a ship and naming it the Titanic 2, and then having it run the same course as the first?
It's like someone saying "I'm going to make a new political party and name it Nazi the sequel. What could go wrong?"

 

[Nedoras]

People in the film industry are just getting bored now. It's like when they run out of ideas they put up names of old movies on one dartboard, and on another they put up the words "reboot" and "sequel". Then they throw the darts and hope for the best.

 

[Nouw]

It's made by The Asylum.... it's going to be beyond bad.

What are you talking about Asylum has given such great contributions to cinema. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Transmorphers, Transmorphers 2, 2012, and Sherlock Holmes (the one with the dinosaur). I personally can't wait for this inevitable masterpiece.

I smell a Troll.

ON THE SAME COURSE
ON THE SAME DAY
ON THE SAME HOUR
ON THE SAME BOAT
ON THE SAME PART OF THE OCEAN
ON THE SAME ICEBURG

TITANIC 2




this movie is going to be fun

Agreed. Who's stupid enough to make a 'sequel' to a movie when it's the same damn thing!