Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

[hydroblitz]

...this is some kind of joke, right?...






...right?...

 

[DalekJaas]

I don't get why everyone thinks this is such a big deal, the asylum has been making crappy movies for ages.

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

My question is how does The Asylum stay in business...

Keep that in mind.

Someone has to be BUYING these movies...

Netflix buys them because people will rent them for the laughs, but not buy them.

 

[Denamic]

Iceberg?
Unexpectedest plot twist ever.

 

[NEVRINx54]

who names a ship after a sunken ship....

 

[Jaebird]

A facepalm just can't express how much this hurts me.

Heres some bullets to sooth the pain.

OT:
That was almost as stupid as the "Facebook the movie" trailer.

When I saw the trailer for that, I wanted to laugh out loud at how over-the-top serious it was taking itself.

"Facebook: We're as serious as a soap-opera."

 

[AvsJoe]

I cannot deal with another mockbuster. Snakes on a Train was the straw that nuked the camel. Never again.

I promise that I won't be offended when one of you buys this and then sends me a follow-up email telling me about how it's all my fault.

Will you be offended if it's poorly worded and full of drunken cursing and insults directed at your mum?

 

[Shawn112]

i agree with the double face palm.

 

[Dollar Bill]

That doesn't really look like it could be the FASTEST ship in the world.

 

[vansau]

FINALLY! I found the video I was looking for [http://www.livevideo.com/video/3D66CFB32CCD4C7D867DE8752153DDF5/tv-funhouse-walt-disney-s-ti.aspx?lastvcid=568906]

Victory is mine.

 

[vansau]

I cannot deal with another mockbuster. Snakes on a Train was the straw that nuked the camel. Never again.

I promise that I won't be offended when one of you buys this and then sends me a follow-up email telling me about how it's all my fault.

Will you be offended if it's poorly worded and full of drunken cursing and insults directed at your mum?

I would expect nothing less.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be hung from the gallows. Or if they have none, gallows need to be constructed then have whoever thought this was a good idea strung from 'em.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Honestly, no. Movies that are supposed to resemble real life need to be some what believable. Seriously there are way to many things that are wrong with the idea of the Titanic 2.

1. After the Titanic, the world made some serious changes to how their ships worked. They added enough life boats for everyone, they fixed the problem with the original "unsinkable ship" mechanism that involved 6-7 doors that would contain the leak. Both of these lead to the Titanic 2 to not being so horrible.

2. They have radar and sonar, and they track iceberg movements. Wow, what do you know? They really wouldn't have hit one after all, because they would know where it is, where it is moving and how fast.

3. If this could possibly happen, it really wouldn't take too much to save these people, and the on-board crew would be trained for these sort of things. It wouldn't be utter chaos and destruction. It would be calm and orderly.

All in all, an epic face palm is in order. Thank you for this entertainment.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Wait!! Mystery Science Theater 4000! Is it possible!?

 

[JohnSmith]

I kept expecting it to turn into a scary movie-esque joke trailer but it didn't, that was abysmal worst thing I have seen since Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.