Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

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Oh dear, I expected it to be like a spoof of Titanic.
But judging from the trailer, it actually seemed to take itself fairly seriously...
 
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is hilarious! The fact that crap like this can even get funding is enough to take away a little bit more of what remains of my faith in future of humanity, or at least the future of humanities movie industry.
 
bubba145

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this is not going to end well.
By the explosions it looks like it got nailed by a few Torpedos.
 
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GamesB2 said:
It's made by The Asylum.... it's going to be beyond bad.
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So bad that it becomes good, becomes bad again, becomes good again, becomes bad again, and then becomes illegal in most European countries. Then it breaks one of the seven seals or some old bullshit, and we become THAT much closer to the endtimes of a non-specified religion.
 
zHellas

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ahlycks said:
zHellas said:
What about the animated Titanic film with the rapping dog and the Mexican mice/rats(couldn't remember which ones they are)?
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...dude, what are you on? i want some of whatever it is...
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No... That was a real film.

Here's the Nostalgia Critic's review of it. [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/5605-titantic-the-legend-goes-on]
 
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Jesus, if they really want a doomed voyage type thing, why not just do the Hindenburg or something?
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A love so passionate, a zeppelin can't contain its flames...
 
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Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

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A new straight-to-DVD disaster film about the Titanic 2 looks like it might be so bad that it'll steam right past "funny" and crash into "suck."

Bad movies &mdash if they're done right &mdash often have a certain charm that makes them a blast to watch and make fun of. Some flicks, however, look so stupid, so cheesy, and so bad that they just can't be saved by any amount of booze or mockery. Presented for your entertainment, I give you the trailer for <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-II-Bruce-Davison/dp/B003JQZXWW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1280856042&sr=8-1>Titanic 2.

This isn't a sequel to James Cameron's celebrated blockbuster. Instead, it's a movie about a boat named the Titanic 2 that's built to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic's ill-fated voyage. The new boat sets out on the same route as its predecessor and (spoiler alert) an iceberg floats into its path.

As you can tell from the trailer, the crew isn't exactly successful at preventing the boat from sinking. Accordingly, the star power of Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Brooke Burns (of Baywatch fame) as well as Bruce Davison and Shane Van Dyke. It should be noted, though, that at least a little money was spent on trying to make the ocean liner look convincingly classy since the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Queen_Mary>Queen Mary was used as a stand-in for the ship itself.

The film is being put out by The Asylum, a film distributor known for producing "<a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockbuster>mockbusters" like <a href=http://www.amazon.com/I-Am-Omega-Mark-Dacascos/dp/B000VLLYGC/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280856061&sr=1-1>I Am Omega, <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Entity-Erin-Marie-Hogan/dp/B002WSB5RU/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280856158&sr=1-1>Paranormal Entity, and <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Snakes-Train-Alby-Castro/dp/B000OYC77G/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280856192&sr=1-1>Snakes on a Train. Titanic 2 is due out on DVD later this month, and I promise that I won't be offended when one of you buys this and then sends me a follow-up email telling me about how it's all my fault.

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SNAKES ON A TRAIN IS NOT A MOCKBUSTER.

It is the only movie that I have ever not finished. I couldn't take it anymore. God in Heaven, where do these people get the money to make films?
 
teutonicman

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So a wave did what? At first I thought I was going to get capsized but from the last scene with it on fire. What the hell happened? No forget it I don't want to know, I'm going back to the internet.
 
Sir Kemper

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Well, looks like the asylums budget has gone up...

Other then that... well, it still looks like shit.
 
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