Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

[Archemetis]

I honest to God can't wait to see it!
I think it'll be AWESOME!

 

[Jake the Snake]

Okkk....I'm going to pretend I never saw that and move one with my life.

 

[Standby]

I wish people would stop talking about this like it's a real film, it's made by The Asylum people, their movies don't count!

 

[Zinaxos]

I was gonna say... Cause I thought it was going to be a direct sequel to The Titanic. But the Titanic sunk. This movie is going to be a travesty.

 

[dalek sec]

I wish people would stop talking about this like it's a real film, it's made by The Asylum people, their movies don't count!

Just wondering but does anyone know how the Asylum keeps getting funding to stay open and keep making "movies"?

I swear this just makes me rage in such way's I can't find words for it, it's just primal anger spilling out of me at the moment.

 

[Contun]

It's a bad sign for the people making this film when your characters seem like morons before the movie is even out.
Seriously?

[sub][small]Better have brought more lifeboats this time....[/small][/sub]

 

[soapyshooter]

Looks like a failed attempt at recreating the success of DiCaprio's modern day Romeo and Juilet, except they used Titanic

 

[Rebellious_Gate]

There are no words to describe how angry that trailer made me. The film industry has just hit a new low.

 

[DeepComet5581]

"history is repeating itself!"

its called "titanic 2!" were you excpecting an original storyline? i was excpecting it to say "the same day... the same course... the same fate... the same BLOODY ICEBURG!!!" can anyone who saw this name me one difference between this and the previous movie? (besides the 2 at the end of the name)

More Americans.
More cliches.
Less Gross Revenue.

 

[NSGrendel]

That was....crap.

The premise itself is flawed; no-one would be stupid enough to make a ship called Titanic 2 move at full speed after what happened with the first one.

Not a student of history, are we?

 

[NSGrendel]

I wish people would stop talking about this like it's a real film, it's made by The Asylum people, their movies don't count!

Just wondering but does anyone know how the Asylum keeps getting funding to stay open and keep making "movies"?

I swear this just makes me rage in such way's I can't find words for it, it's just primal anger spilling out of me at the moment.

I believe the phenomenon is called "profit".

 

[The Hairminator]

"OH LORD IT'S ANOTHER ICEBERG! WE WERE TOO STUPID TO BUILD A FUCKING RADAR IN THE 21th CENTURY"

Yeah, if anything, they should have improved a bit on the icerberg watch on the 2nd boat. I mean, come on!

I believe the phenomenon is called "profit".

Question is, how does movies like this one make it?

 

[Oomii]

This looks awful, plus who the hell would go one a ship called the Titanic 2, not me.

The should make a Titanic 3 that takes place 100 years after the Titanic 2, that would be genius.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Ah, The Asylum never fails.

To fail? Is that a double negative?

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Can't be any worse than JC's Titanic.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Come on, really? This is just in bad taste

 

[RobCoxxy]

Ah, The Asylum never fails.

To fail? Is that a double negative?

It is, but it was also irony. So I'm going to let myself pass.

Nice.
I like how the film will inevitably have the lead actress exclaim how "This is like, totally ironic. It totally did this last time."

 

[Stilt-Man]

Woah, everyone take a step back... I know this looks bad, but they're really just setting things up for Titanic 3: Third Time's the Charm.

I don't know why everyone's flipping out, though... just don't watch it.

 

[LostTimeLady]

The best sequal to Titanic wasn't a sequal at all. It was a brief mention in The Hitchhiker's giude to the galaxy about a fabulous ship called the SS Titanic that was powered by a prototype improbability drive. It didn't even set sail. Now that was funny (in a satirical sci-fi kind of way at least).

Titanic 2? Oh dear me... why oh why oh why...?