Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible
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seriously, are they trying to be serious in order to make it funny or do they think they actually made gold here...?
OH MY GOD! It's been rated 1.3 on ImDb. That's horribly low, even lower than SuperBabies 2: Baby Geniuses.vansau said:
How can people make such bad movies?
"Captain, our sophisticated radar equipment has detected a large iceberg dead ahead. I suggest we evade promptly."
"ARRR, ye and yer witchcraft. Bugger all this technology, we sail the old way. Full speed ahead! And bring me more bourbon!"
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I think it will turn out. At least I have to give them points for originality: who the hell else would have come up with a premise this stupid?
"ARRR, ye and yer witchcraft. Bugger all this technology, we sail the old way. Full speed ahead! And bring me more bourbon!"
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I think it will turn out. At least I have to give them points for originality: who the hell else would have come up with a premise this stupid?
When I first came here, this was all frigid, iceberg infested waters. Everyone said I was daft to sail the biggest ship through iceberg infested waters, but I sailed in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the sea. So I built a second one. That sank into the sea. So I built a third. That burned down, capsized, then sank into the sea. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest ocean liner in all of England.
I have to say I laughed out loud when saw the title.
It is kind of like 300 2:Return of the living Spartans or The Passion 2: Crucify This!
It is kind of like 300 2:Return of the living Spartans or The Passion 2: Crucify This!
Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Titanic 2: Revenge of the Iceberg!
Titanic 2: A Boat Called The Titanic 2 Does Some Stuff The Titanic Did!
Titanic 2: Revenge of the Iceberg!
Titanic 2: A Boat Called The Titanic 2 Does Some Stuff The Titanic Did!
But I don't want to own the strongest ocean liner in all of England. I just want? TO SING!Midnight Crossroads said:
"Nearer, my God~"
It's even more amazing when he says "Looks like history's repeating itself.".
Gee, thanks Einstein, setting the exact same course will make you go into and iceberg. JUST LIKE IT DID 100 YEARS AGO.
It's just like the dude in the comments said: it's like building a million dollar ship just to burn it.
This movie is fucking stupid and should be buried in hell.
Gee, thanks Einstein, setting the exact same course will make you go into and iceberg. JUST LIKE IT DID 100 YEARS AGO.
It's just like the dude in the comments said: it's like building a million dollar ship just to burn it.
This movie is fucking stupid and should be buried in hell.
you make a very valid pointmrcheatbuddy said:
people are superstitious, and setting on the same trip, in the same boat (ok, a replica) is just calling for dissaster, or at least thats what people would think so no one would be in the bote at sail time
you dont believe me?? then why are there no "13" floor buttons on the elevators of hotels and other simmilar places??
As anyone who has seen Transmorphers, 2012:doomday and Iron Hero will tell you, It is going to be SO bad.
Yeah, that looks like it's gonna suck balls, but that's not what pissed me off about it. My biggest problem is that it doesn't even get the history of the Titanic right!
I know I probably shouldn't expect historical accuracy in a film like this, but seriously, it's the fucking Titanic! How do you get that wrong? First of all, they imply that the original Titanic was and American ship, when actually it was built in Liverpool. Secondly, if it's following the same course as the original, then it wouldn't leave from America. It'd sail to America, sure, but it wouldn't leave from there. Thirdly, someone in the trailer states that "the SS Titanic 2 needs help..." or something along those lines which I'm sure brakes some sort of ship-naming rule. If it has a different prefix thing (HMS, SS, RMS etc.) then surely it can't be called the Titanic 2? Logically it should be "SS Titanic" in this film, with the prefix being enough to differentiate it from the 1912 version.
Ugh. Who knew that a low budget trailer like that could get me so worked up?
I know I probably shouldn't expect historical accuracy in a film like this, but seriously, it's the fucking Titanic! How do you get that wrong? First of all, they imply that the original Titanic was and American ship, when actually it was built in Liverpool. Secondly, if it's following the same course as the original, then it wouldn't leave from America. It'd sail to America, sure, but it wouldn't leave from there. Thirdly, someone in the trailer states that "the SS Titanic 2 needs help..." or something along those lines which I'm sure brakes some sort of ship-naming rule. If it has a different prefix thing (HMS, SS, RMS etc.) then surely it can't be called the Titanic 2? Logically it should be "SS Titanic" in this film, with the prefix being enough to differentiate it from the 1912 version.
Ugh. Who knew that a low budget trailer like that could get me so worked up?