Top Ten Sex Tips
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I know just enough of the sorts of things that are suggested in magazines like Cosmo to have constructed the following text Venn diagram:
( Women who follow advice given in Cosmo ) ( Women who I'll let touch my genitalia )
If the site let me put as much empty space between the two as I wanted, you'd need a triple-monitor setup to read my post without scrolling.
( Women who follow advice given in Cosmo ) ( Women who I'll let touch my genitalia )
If the site let me put as much empty space between the two as I wanted, you'd need a triple-monitor setup to read my post without scrolling.
Clearly you've never had awesome outdoor or car sex before. Unless you're a 7-foot behemoth, even a regular-sized four-door has more than enough room for sex, and is actually the place that I've had it most.Genuine Evil said:
As far as outside, my first time was with my freshman girlfriend in an open field in the middle of the woods, and it was quite enjoyable.
I think it's more to do with the langauge surrounding sex. A man 'penetrates' a woman, and he is often considered the one who is 'fucking' her. The reversal of the situation is almost a reversal of sexual roles and I guess that could be emasculaing? For homosexual individuals it would be considered more the norm (even if anal sex isn't as commonplace as many believe) but there still seems to be a perceived 'giver' and 'taker' in the relationship, with the 'giver' being considered the 'stronger' man.Boudica said:
That's a guess made up on the spot, but hey. My ex-girlfriend was the one to ask me to try anal and she watched a helluva lot of porn, so I know where her inspiration for it came from.
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Whoops, forgot the topic...
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Every time someone has taken sexual advise from a magazine it has almost always made me wince with pain or embarrassment. Cosmo writers especially seem to have a vague idea of what men are and how their anatomy works: and following their advise my ex-girlfriend made me bleed and have to stop having sex for a month.
...I have never forgiven them.
The French maid/exotic costume thing might work since I think the biggest turn on is expelling without a shadow of a doubt that want for sex is mutual, I mean most guys always want sex it's like a given but girls have all this emotional baggage shit attached to it you might as well be dancing on a hamstring over a pool full of magma sharks.
my point being that if you think a girl might want sex, and you push for sex, worst case scenario you wind up being demonized in front of everyone you have ever known and a good deal of the people you will ever know as she spreads the news to your peers, on the flip side if you think she might want sex and you don't push for sex, worst case scenario you look a little gay or at the very least uninterested which I guess is attractive by today's standards anyways so it's win win.
I almost never make the first move anymore >_>
my point being that if you think a girl might want sex, and you push for sex, worst case scenario you wind up being demonized in front of everyone you have ever known and a good deal of the people you will ever know as she spreads the news to your peers, on the flip side if you think she might want sex and you don't push for sex, worst case scenario you look a little gay or at the very least uninterested which I guess is attractive by today's standards anyways so it's win win.
I almost never make the first move anymore >_>
Nah, man. You have to keep it practical. Apartment bathtubs are barely big enough to fit one person, let alone two.Paradoxrifts said:
Maybe he likes it. Maybe he likes his women like he likes his coffee
COVERED IN BEES
(Because he's an apiculturist, get it? Get it? It's an Eddie Izzard joke that - oh, never mind, internet.)
COVERED IN BEES
(Because he's an apiculturist, get it? Get it? It's an Eddie Izzard joke that - oh, never mind, internet.)
I'm sorry...TopazFusion said:
But I simply have to know where you got that gif as your avatar, and where I can find the video.
*Edit*
Apologies for accidentally misquoting Rayen.
Daniel Ammet of all things. Don't ask me why the hell that one popped into my head, it just did Ash.Daystar Clarion said:You sound surprisedInfernai said:
Why? What was you expecting my name to be?
...I am allowed to call you Ash right? Incidentally, you are free to try to guess my name.
I saw a similar thing on cracked, are you a fan Grey?
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/
Do you not find cleaning your ears to be an enjoyable sensation?trollpwner said:Loop Stricken said:
Well, different strokes for differentgoatsfolks, eh?
