Trailers: Duke Nukem Forever Reveal Trailer

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guyroxorz

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I have a horrible feeling that the tongue in cheek nature of the game and the copious amount of nudity will all just be covering up for the fact that at the end of the day DNF is a sub par shooter with unimpressive graphics, unimpressive gameplay and an impossible standard to reach. I'll still buy it on the off chance that it turns out to be a good game but as many people have said before me, this has a huge huge chance of going wrong.
 

MetalGenocide

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guyroxorz said:
I have a horrible feeling that the tongue in cheek nature of the game and the copious amount of nudity will all just be covering up for the fact that at the end of the day DNF is a sub par shooter with unimpressive graphics, unimpressive gameplay and an impossible standard to reach. I'll still buy it on the off chance that it turns out to be a good game but as many people have said before me, this has a huge huge chance of going wrong.
This. Except for the buying part.
 

Lisa Cerilli

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Moriarty70 said:
I heard a rumor that there's a secret level where you fight nothing but Roger Ebert and can only defeat them by kicking him in the balls. They say it's called "My Art is Steel Toed"
Would that also cause his fake chin to fall off?
Oh, I did not just go there...

I love how they do not hide the fact that they took forever to finish this game.
 

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You know what, I have never played a Duke Nukem game and to be honest, never really gave a crap whether this was coming out or not. I enjoyed the fact that it became an industry joke because it was a pretty damn funny one but after watching that.... I really, really want to play this game. Obviously, I don't want to succumb to the hype entirely and it's not like I'll pre-order it but yeah, I will definitely play it.
 

WOPR

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Aww man this is going to be awesome...

oh I was watching this with friends a few days ago and well

**giant ugly alien**
"H*ll, I'd Still hit it!"

they died laughing
 

WOPR

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blackguard89 said:
Definitely the best part is the end....."AFTER 12 GODAMN YEARS IT BETTER BE GOOD"
=))))
having seen the uncensored version... he just finished playing a remake of Duke 3D titled "Duke Nukem Forever" and the two college girls at the biggining come up from between his legs *cough* stating how much fun that was then one asks "What about the game Duke? was IT any good?"
he puts down the controller and says "Yeah, but after 12 f***ing years it should be!"

...also I should mention if you look at the Xbox controller buttons they spell out "D U K E"
 

QuirkyTambourine

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This looks absolutely fantastic. It looks like a fun ride, and that's all that it has to be. It doesn't have to innovate, and doesn't look like it's trying to. It's Duke Fucking Nukem, and it seems to be pretty happy to be just that.

Can't wait
 

RA92

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tkioz said:
On one hand it looks decent enough to play, so I'll likely buy it a few weeks after it comes out, on the other I'm a little sad it's actually getting released, we're losing on of our best jokes!

In another 10 years there will be games who wont get the Duke Nukem Forever jokes, just as there are people now who don't get the Daikatana jokes.
Hey, don't worry, HL2E3 is the new DNF. Gabe's not gonna let this joke die for a while.

Also: MY EYES! MY FUCKING EYES! THEY HAVE BEEN BURNED DUE TO EXTREME AWESOMENESS!
 

Hamster at Dawn

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I'm getting this as long as there's no censoring. I genuinely want to experience a game that just goes all out on anything that can be considered offensive. Why? Just because. When else am I going to get the chance to play such a ridiculous game? Hail to the king, baby!

The only way it could be more awesome was if it had tits and was on fire... oh wait!
 

Yopaz

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unacomn said:
Having Duke play that with an Xbox controller and not on an arcade machine like he was in the previous version is like a kick in the nuts for someone who hoped it would still be a PC game.
Uhm, it IS still going to be released for PC, it will be PC, PS3 and Xbox 360.

It looks like it could be fun. I have to see if I should get this.
 

realslimshadowen

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I actually lol'd at "I'd still hit it", and I must admit I think that bleeped cusses are funnier, at least in trailers.

Also:

SomeLameStuff said:
And they used "Invaders Must Die!" as the trailer music, how appropriate.
poiumty said:
I like the liberal use of Prodigy music.
Came here to ask what the music was. Thanks to posters better-educated than I, left more than satisfied.
 

The Hungry Samurai

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I grew up through the Duke Nukem era and never got around to trying the games. Sadly I'm not really impressed by this trailer. I hope for the fans sake that this doesn't turn out to be Chinese Democracy the videogame.

Either way I'm glad it's going to make buttloads of money to fund Borderlands 2.