If he has kids....PERFECT.bleachigo10 said:Now he needs someone dressed as an imp to go with it and it will be perfect.
Well how the fuck do you think me and some kids in my grade are dressing up?newwiseman said:He needs some kids dressed as imps to complete the ascetic.
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Ok I guess I better stop that before im banned, wait.
*looks at last line*
Heh TIT
OT: Seriously why are some people so good at this sort of thing I wish I had their skills!
IWANTTHESKILLSI- *Slap* No bad paranoid!
Yahtzee should use this as a stand in for himself in a episodeAndy Chalk said:Trick or Treat: It's Yahtzee!
Nothing says "trick or treat, you smarmy bastard" like this awesome Halloween costume based on everyone's favorite displaced British vulgarian game critic.
Okay, so this isn't exactly the real world Yahtzee Croshaw we all know and love from Zero Punctuation [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation]. It's still awfully impressive, especially when you consider that there's not much going on here beyond some cardboard, a black magic marker, a few straps and a disconcertingly-tight yellow one-piece.
Reddit user R.J. Cantrell [http://www.reddit.com/user/RJCantrell], the man behind the costume, certainly created the costume in the proper spirit of Zero Punctuation, if not Halloween, writing, "I only made this costume in order to snidely critique everyone else's." We can only hope he spends the evening yelling at people with a dismissive English accent.
It's almost time, at least in this part of the world, for the Halloween haunting to begin. What are you dressing up as this year? Upload some pics and show us what you've got!
Source: imgur [http://imgur.com/tPbA7]
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The "fucking near water" line is an old, old joke.SmashLovesTitanQuest said:Oh man, I did laugh pretty hard. Did you make that one up just now or is it well known in the US?binnsyboy said:"Tsk! Budweiser is like making love in a canoe. That is to say, it's fucking near water!"SmashLovesTitanQuest said:He wont.putowtin said:How's he gonna have a drink?
More importantly how's he gonna eat his candy?!
Every time someone offers him a drink or gives him some candy, hes going to dismiss it and talk about how shit said drink or candy is.
Budweiser really does suck though
And yours is considerably better proportioned, too (plus the 3D outline is a nice touch).featherweight said:Yeah, it was a pretty good costume when I did it a year ago too.[img_inline caption="" src='http://www.featherweightcosplay.com/images/yahtz_cos_big.jpg']
Hmm, yes that's what was missing, or some of his other extras like huge pile of sh!t...The Random One said:Ugh, it makes my eyes hurt...
And it just ain't Yahtzee without a purple dildo.