Turning Vegetarian.

[Aardvark]

Animals get pus-filled cysts and other unsightly diseases? Shock horror! Wow, I thought animals were invulnerable to all forms of infection! I was utterly convinced that diseases were only in the domain of humans and animals the media decided to pick on to scare humans! Now that I have been enlightened, I shall never be eating meat again!

Just make your last meat meal your own testicles. You'll never need them again.

 

[spamatron2]

It's pretty easy to be Vegetarian these days.

Just make sure you eat lots of fruit and veggies.

There are good meat substitutes for just about everything. My wife sends me off to work with a "chicken" or "turkey" sandwich every day, so you can eat pretty much what you want, since there's a substitute for everything. (The trick is finding those that meat your tastes.)

 

[AWC Viper]

I'm an Australian, i am physically unable to not eat meat. i mean seriously we are like the only nation that can eat both animals on our country's crest. also we have Angus beef...mmmmmmmmmm

OP:eat a lot of vitamins?

 

[Booze Zombie]

I just find meat tastes fucking horrible, it works better if I eat vegetables because I actually enjoy the flavour.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Being a vegetarian is perfectly safe.
If you want to become a fully-fledged vegan however, make sure get some vitamin B-12.

 

[laggyteabag]

The way I see it s 'If its dead ill eat it' (NOT INSECTS OR OTHER WEIRD THINGS I FIND DEAD...)
anyway as long as it will keep me away from eating Quarn constantly...

 

[jpoon]

<---- Will never give up eating meat with veggies. Have fun with your veggiefest.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Meh just eat Quoarn, migfht taste like shite but it's closest your gonna get to meat without slaughtering a big... fat... juicy... NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM cow! AND DON'T FORCE YOUR IDEAS ON ME MOFO! -.- Only joking one of me mates is vegetarshe supports PeTA but still doesn't pester us, until a truck full of sheep go past! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Cmwissy]

Animals get pus-filled cysts and other unsightly diseases? Shock horror! Wow, I thought animals were invulnerable to all forms of infection! I was utterly convinced that diseases were only in the domain of humans and animals the media decided to pick on to scare humans! Now that I have been enlightened, I shall never be eating meat again!

Just make your last meat meal your own testicles. You'll never need them again.

Don't be a twat for no reason; It put me of food; if that's not manly enough for you go juice up while shouting slogans.

I just want a little vegetarian advice not you being a twat.

 

[teisjm]

I don't find that video scary.

Notice how long it takes him to clean a chicken leg? thats hardly worth the time for a company to do that, and if they just leave it there, i'll spot it before eating it.

Just cause i've seen a video of one bad chicken leg doesn't mean i can't eat good ones, if i had to quit eating stuff i've seen "bad versions" of, i would have to boycot something every time i clean my fridge.
Did 2 girls 1 cup make you stop using cups? Do you realize that theres prolly tons of videos of stale/rotten/nasty vegetables, and i bet you can find videos of peopel using cucumbers, carrots bananas etc to do stuff that you may possibly find disgusting as well.

You do realize that people get puss blisters too sometimes right? heck i have a friend who had one in his throat that had to be removed surgically. Does this mean you're gonna stop kissing people? Does VD's scare you from having sex?

This is just my reaction on teh video, it's in no way meant as an attack or anything, i'm not a meat-fanatic who needs other people to eat meat, and if you're going veggie well good for you.

Get a cook-book, it'll prolyl be a lot better than advise from random people from the internet, and if you still want advice, milk and cheese contain lots of protein.
If you're scared of lacking protein, go to your local gym (or whereever you get them) and get protein shakes.

P.s Don't worry about the afterlife of eternal suffering reserved for peole who didn't praise the gods by eating the tasty stuff they put here for us to eat, i'll pray eat some extra for you to save your soul durring prayer time munchies.

PPS. mushrooms (the non-drug ones) are fucking tasty if they're fried with spices, heck i'd even accept a meat-less dinner once in a whole if i was having fried shrooms

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Meat is a chemical requirement for the human system. There is no alternative. To have a healthy diet, you must eat meat.

no it's not, my mom can't eat meat. if she eats it it makes her physically ill, so she only eats vegetables and a tone of pasta

Also Tofu is a great meat replacer because its made for just that, a meat replacement.

ummm no it's not meant as a meat replacement and never was meant as such

 

[Adam]

I recommend trying to date a vegetarian chef, your sorted then.

 

[Abedeus]

Meat is a chemical requirement for the human system. There is no alternative. To have a healthy diet, you must eat meat.

Humans need nutrients like protein, fat, calcium etc. These are easily attained from alternative sources or pills.

This I find stupid. Why go on a diet that doesn't make you healthier, thinner or does ANYTHING except forcing you to take pills? Face it, a lot of vitamins also come from eating meat. Same goes for fats.

Being a vegetarian is dumb. We have teeth to eat both vegetables and meat, we also don't have the enzymes to process grass like cows or sheep do it.

 

[Terramax]

I used to be a vege from age 7-19. It's only really chicken that I eat. I still really dislike pig especially bacon (why do people love it so much?).

I'd say start off with the replacement products (vege sausages, pies, etc) along with getting some simple receipe books on the matter. There are tones of them out there. Remember to have lots of carbs to keep your energy levels high. Rice meals are a good start.

 

[Fraeir]

I find it hypocritical by vegetarians to eat fish! I mean, you're saying you're not eating meat, then you do eat meat, then you don't... don't give me that red meat/white meat thing, meat is meat, whether it's red or white D8<

If I turned vegetarian, my list of food I can make myself eat would go down to a "Soon to die" level, so no way anyone's gonna make me go there xD (Yeah, I'm picky, I don't touch "cultural/exotic food"... I'd go to a McD' or Burger King over some true and real Chinese restaurant anyday.. or go somewhere and eat slices of bread or a chicken...)

A vegetarian who just wants to feel a little better by being one, or does it because they're maybe allergic, or some such, I don't mind, kudos to you.
But once they start jabbering about "Animals have faces, bwaaa!" I will respond with "Plants are living things too!" then mention I'd support Soylent Green if THEY were in it.. But, you know what they say, you become what you eat, I don't want to become one of -those- particular vegetarians...

PS: Or a vegetable, for that matter.

 

[chronobreak]

I don't see why that video would put you off chicken, or all meat in general. Yeah, shit happens, animals get sick just like we do. If you watched a video of a human getting a cyst taken out, would you not have one taken out of you, or stay away from hospitals? I hope not.

I guess the only helpful thing I can suggest is get a credit card for your local supplement shop, you're going to need it. It can be an extremely expensive way to live. People will suggest the Morning Star products, but those cost a pretty penny. Stock up on your vitamins in bulk, maybe it'll save you some dough.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I love meat, and that video was actually kinda cool. At least there are people who do that job, rather than just have them send us all the crappy meat. But, if you need help, I would recommend eating beans for protein and plenty of fruits. I heard tofu actually starts to taste like meat after a while, but I find that hard to believe.

EDIT: You might also need to take nutrient pills, but I'm sure there are ways around that.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Meat is a chemical requirement for the human system. There is no alternative. To have a healthy diet, you must eat meat.

False, you can take supplements. And this from a dedicated meat eater.

Tasty, tasty supplements.

I just want a little vegetarian advice not you being a twat.

Butbutbut this is how vegetarians are treated nowadays!
Not long ago we used to stone them.

 

[ethaninja]

Don't be a pansy You NEED to eat meat, it's vital.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Just go cold turkey (no pun intended). Cut meat right out from day 1. Replace with veg. Veg lasagne, veg pie, veg stir fry. Occasionally eat some soy based 'pretend' meat so you don't get bored of veg all the time. Lots of indian and chinese dishes make good veggie meals too.

Thats what I do and I'll have been vegetarian for a year in... 3 weeks time

Good luck!