Twilight Author Bored With Vampires
- Thread starter Tom Goldman
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completley agree! how your characters fucking look shouldnt be a point to argue aboutafaceforradio said:
Ot: i'm pretty sure she already wrote a really shitty zombie book as well... wouldnt it be awesome if god smiled on us and she decided to take up gardening instead?
Oh god, please don't ruin another genre. I don't think I could bear having 14 year old girls raving about the undead or infected...
Really, it took her long enough, perhaps she'll just quit, or her next book will have everyone burn her so hard she wont be able to write another book ever
I can put up with the writing. I can put up with her destroying several different hard-worked and iconic monsters. I can put up with the fact that a large amount of people like this stuff, even though it's poor at best.
But I can NOT put up with lazy authors. She hasn't even hit writers block, she's just being a lazy, stuck up *****. Your job it to write. You have fans. Stop being a prick and do your job you stupid penis.
[sup]...and, breathe. I think one of my veins burst in pure rage.[/sup]
But I can NOT put up with lazy authors. She hasn't even hit writers block, she's just being a lazy, stuck up *****. Your job it to write. You have fans. Stop being a prick and do your job you stupid penis.
[sup]...and, breathe. I think one of my veins burst in pure rage.[/sup]
What a coincidence. I'm bored of all the copycat hack writers that have suddenly sprouted out of the woodwork and tried to reproduce her success out of what in reality never deserved to get as big as it has...
Because when your studying literature then you see how much garbarge Twilight is because it looks like it's specially made for little raving girls who desire a well really sexy boyfriend.Dyakki said:
And vampires are very often defined with class and you should read the romanian definition of a vampire very hardcore.
But probably the biggest reason why people despise Twilight is because we're probably well most of us nerds and geeks and we compare everything to the highest standard and you can't compare Twilight with Leo Tolstoy or J.R.R Tolkien,Oscar Wilde and I've even seen people compare Twilight to Shakespear!
Plus another reason why we're bored of Twilight is because they've made such a big deal out of it millions of women running towards the cinema because of Twilight! Mostly because Jacob has no shirt on and Edward is the definition of perfect plus women are suckers for a crappy love story.
Meant with no hard feelings
Peace out.
I think she just realized that it's impossible to get into the head of the character of Edward. He's a complete unrelatable, soulless (quite literally) monster. Who sparkles. And is pretty much the new template for the abusive boyfriend type.
On a slightly off topic thought, I wonder how many girls are now just looking for that perfect guy to just suck the life out of them now that this twilight crap is so popular. You gotta figure it's too many.
On a slightly off topic thought, I wonder how many girls are now just looking for that perfect guy to just suck the life out of them now that this twilight crap is so popular. You gotta figure it's too many.
I hope she starts writing the same sort of books about zombies. Don't tell me you wouldn't get a zombie romance novel. Also, let it be said that my mom wrote an awesome zombie love song, but it was never recorded, so there's no link I can post.
Oh snap!Tom Goldman said:
In all seriousness, I know of authors who have been forced into sticking with a series, I know authors (Matthew Reilly) who actively try to avoid us. (Reilly apparently appreciates his fans letting him explore other things.) So I am inclined towards sympathy.
Except this is the Twilight series. So I want her stuck writing these. I don't want to hear about anything else she manages to ruin. Maybe she'll retire early.
An interesting point. You're probably right.Hurr Durr Derp said: