Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

Quaxar

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Angry Caterpillar said:
Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!
Oh, sweet sparkly Space Marine soft-porn. It's new, it's fresh, it's... sparkling. I like that idea!

OT: to quote an old sea dog:
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Atmos Duality

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Tom Goldman said:
If Meyer is sick of vampires, maybe she'll write something new about, let's say, emo Frankenstein teen idols instead? I hear guys stitched together from the body parts of random corpses can be really attractive to teenage girls.
Frankensteining a playboy eh?

Ingredients.
-The face of Sean Connery..
-The body of George Clooney..
-The voice of Ernie Hudson..
-The brain of Morgan Freeman..
-The libido of...BAD THOUGHTS!

I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.
 

CoverYourHead

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Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.
 

Vigilantis

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Lets see her make a Halo novel...turning infamous space marine Master Chief into a angsty high school teen trying to make it to prom.
 

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FargoDog said:
I think she's getting confused. It's not vampires that are boring, it's her characters. She just wants to blame the theme rather than the fact she can't make a decent character to save her life.
She's an idiot isn't she?

I read the 1st book because it was lent to me when I was sick one week, and literally if it weren't for the movies you wouldn't know what any of them look like. She is a terrible, terrible author.
 

CoverYourHead

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
CoverYourHead said:
Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.
Holy crap, I actually hadn't seen that when I posted this.

Ironic.
 

Cliff_m85

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Atmos Duality said:
Tom Goldman said:
If Meyer is sick of vampires, maybe she'll write something new about, let's say, emo Frankenstein teen idols instead? I hear guys stitched together from the body parts of random corpses can be really attractive to teenage girls.
Frankensteining a playboy eh?

Ingredients.
-The face of Sean Connery..
-The body of George Clooney..
-The voice of Ernie Hudson..
-The brain of Morgan Freeman..
-The libido of...BAD THOUGHTS!

I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.
Or just Hugh Laurie?
 

katsumoto03

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I swear to god, if she even thinks about touching Ninjas or zombies I will set her house on fire.

Twice.
 

Trivun

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Tom Goldman said:
If Meyer is sick of vampires, maybe she'll write something new about, let's say, emo Frankenstein teen idols instead? I hear guys stitched together from the body parts of random corpses can be really attractive to teenage girls.
Well, I'd say they definitely are, if both Buffy The Vampire Slayer and manga Franken Fran are anything to go by... ;)

Anyway, as a Twilight fan, but a sensible, informed one who also enjoys other literature, both old and new (such as Gaiman, Pratchett, Horowitz, Austen, Wells, etc.), this is a bit of a surprise, but even so, it's fair enough to suggest that she's sick and tired of it. No matter how much money she has from it all. I dare say J.K. Rowling is probably sick of wizards by now, and so on, so forth. It would be good for Meyer to do something new now, I think, especially since as her other book, The Host, proved, she's not actually a bad author. Fine, the Twilight books are written badly, but that can be excused as her writing in the style of a teenage girl, which she definitely isn't (and besides, maybe that's how she did write when she was younger...?). She still has time to prove to the masses that she can write well, after all...
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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HK_01 said:
So what's next? Emo zombies? Sparkling ninjas?
Nah, seeing as both has done quite heavily in Manga, I think she'll leave those alone.

*sudden realization*

Oh F--k... She's going to make Naruto look like Shakesphere, isn't she?

Atmos Duality said:
Tom Goldman said:
If Meyer is sick of vampires, maybe she'll write something new about, let's say, emo Frankenstein teen idols instead? I hear guys stitched together from the body parts of random corpses can be really attractive to teenage girls.
Frankensteining a playboy eh?

Ingredients.
-The face of Sean Connery..
-The body of George Clooney..
-The voice of Ernie Hudson..
-The brain of Morgan Freeman..
-The libido of...BAD THOUGHTS!

I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.
Yeah, I'm a straight guy and I'm attracted to that lump of hypothetical flesh.

Wait, we talking current Sean Connery or Sean Connery as we remember him as James Bond?
 

Jared

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Well...thats gonna make all the Twilight fans rage I am sure...Hopefully it means soon this whole thing will be coming to an end
 

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FargoDog said:
I think she's getting confused. It's not vampires that are boring, it's her characters. She just wants to blame the theme rather than the fact she can't make a decent character to save her life.
You win the internet.