Twilight for Guys
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Even lesbians can't save a series from horrible characters, plot and writing. So no, I'd probably just watch a good film in between sessions on the internet in a dark room.
Er, no. Mostly because I honestly think that chick who plays the short-haired vampire in the actual films is much hotter than anyone in that clip.
[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]
[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]
.. No. Not even lesbians can save Twilight from itself. Not even with.. cheap puns and gimmicky catchphrases.
The only girl that was any decent was the Bella one, though. Jacob(ine?) was just a fat whore, and Edward Cullen (Wait, that wasn't Robert Pattinson?! I could've sworn..) was too over towards the emo-goth-wannabe-vampire side.
..Then again, he's exactly the same in the actual Twilight movies/books, so.. Huh.
The only girl that was any decent was the Bella one, though. Jacob(ine?) was just a fat whore, and Edward Cullen (Wait, that wasn't Robert Pattinson?! I could've sworn..) was too over towards the emo-goth-wannabe-vampire side.
..Then again, he's exactly the same in the actual Twilight movies/books, so.. Huh.
Lol I am straight and I agree. I saw this video a while ago and its just kinda gross but funnyThe Eggplant said:
. My friend dragged me to the first and third twilight films. I feel your pain.Oh yeah, and she made me pick a team. What team are you on? xD the Alice Team?
Haha, they even got the terrible acting down...
I thought by the title 'Twilight for guys' you were referencing Spoony's new review of Eclipse, where he asks if there is anything that guys watch that is similar to the 'romance' that is Twilight.
Can't say I'd watch a movie about this, porn is free on the internet.
I thought by the title 'Twilight for guys' you were referencing Spoony's new review of Eclipse, where he asks if there is anything that guys watch that is similar to the 'romance' that is Twilight.
Can't say I'd watch a movie about this, porn is free on the internet.
Riiiight, that's her name. Alice. And sure, I suppose I'll go with being "Team Alice", if only because I have a major thing for punk-type girls.Lineoutt said:Lol I am straight and I agree. I saw this video a while ago and its just kinda gross but funnyThe Eggplant said:
Oh yeah, and she made me pick a team. What team are you on? xD the Alice Team?
Honestly, when I first saw the video, I thought it was going to be two hot gals fighting over the semi-nerdy guy. (Hey, nerdy guys can be sexy. It *can* happen!) Because my favorite hot nerdy guy happens to be Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1 (Not the movie. James Spader hardly did anything for me there, but Michael Shanks? Yum! And better with the glasses.) Lesbians? Well...