Twilight for Guys

[crudus]

Hilarious. I still wouldn't have seen if this was it because I could just watch porn at home.

still isn't good sorry

It has lesbians making out the entire time. Pretty sure you are calling out a porno for having bad dialogue.

 

[theonlywildman]

Er, no. Mostly because I honestly think that chick who plays the short-haired vampire in the actual films is much hotter than anyone in that clip.

[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]

Lol I am straight and I agree. I saw this video a while ago and its just kinda gross but funny . My friend dragged me to the first and third twilight films. I feel your pain.

Oh yeah, and she made me pick a team. What team are you on? xD the Alice Team?

I agree with both of you guys.
I had to go see it for a review in my High Schools newspaper. Because i share a column with another person she made me go see the fucking Midnight showing of both The first twilight and New Moon. I got home at around three in the morning.

 

[SageRuffin]

Lesbian vampires?

I'll stick with this thank you:

 

[ProfessorLayton]

It's funny because that's basically exactly what Twilight is and why it's so popular...

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Sorry, too ugly. Next.

...

Too ugly?
Holy crap.

I liked that anyways, so ty. Dunno if I'd go see it if it was a full length movie, a 100 minute long softcore porno with shitty writing still isn't appealing.

 

[Canid117]

I thought they already tried a Twilight for guys called "Jennifer's Body" that failed miserably.

 

[teisjm]

I thought this was gonan be about underworld, a not so impressive vampires vs werewolfs movie with a hot female lead, and lots of action scenes... kinda strikes me as the twilight for guys.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

See, the problem is that this isn't actually funny.

It's serious. That IS what Twilight for guys would be.

And I still wouldn't watch...well...mebbe a little...

 

[likalaruku]

I think if Bella had been a boy OR Edward & Joseph decided they liked eachother more than Bella, or Bella turned out to be a human decendant of Edward (cousins!) or if Bella had been a sadistic ***** with a hidden agenda, or she dumped both guys for a human girl, then I would have enjoyed it. I like my romances scrambled & seasoned with tabboo.

Sure there's the stalking & the fact that Edward is technically an adult & Bella is jailbait, but if this kind of romance isn't giving aged polititions moral rage, then it's not messed up enough for me.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I'd rather watch Blade II.

 

[Zhukov]

I did not know it was possible for a single person could wear that much eyeshadow.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

...Perhaps.

 

[goldfalsebond]

YAYYYY!!! I would see that. The best part about that that did not involve half-naked women was the way the look that one chick had while his husband/boyfriend was talking.

 

[Aptspire]

Made my day thanks.

No problem. I kinda thought it would be a good antidote to all the *other* Twilight threads.

Let me add this

THAT is the real Twilight for guys.

agreed (I don't usually buy into these, but I'll prolly watch it, just for my hatred of the stupid saga

 

[King of the N00bs]

no

 

[LadyRhian]

I did not know it was possible for a single person could wear that much eyeshadow.

I have only three words for you: Tammy Faye Bakker.

http://cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/tammy_faye_bakker_closeup_.jpg

EDIT: Careful, this picture could scar you for life.

 

[BGH122]

No, why would I want to see this? There's clearly no storyline and why would I want to watch porn for (presumably this is feature length) over an hour in a crowded place?

Frankly this seems to presume men are all fairly bestial creatures who only like things which involve sex or violence (heaven forbid there should be anything complex which our poorly little brains can't handle!) and shows only a vague sexist's understanding of men. I appreciate that this isn't meant to be serious and I'm not trying to make a big deal here, but seriously, how would you feel if I posted a thread with "KITCHENS AND HOUSEWORK: A woman's version of David Gemmell novels!"?

 

[Lust]

There is a Twilight for guys.....

It's called Thirst. From the same director as Oldboy. It's everything Twilight should have been.

 

[Necrofudge]

Or I could just watch Van Helsing

 

[RatRace123]

Hmm, I'd probably see it. At least it's a pretty clever look at what Twilight basically is for women, for some reason I found the reaction of that one girl in the "fan" interviews to be absolutely hilarious.