Twilight for Guys

[Plurralbles]

Porn can be had 4 free on zeh webs, even with stories!!!!

also, good god the people in that theatre wud just be wacking it off and it'd be the worst experience you'd ever hear :<

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...


oh geeze,well, really... is it worse than squish squish squish of the original twilight?

 

[Lineoutt]

Let me add this

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin I can't believe its a real movie!

 

[Acier]

.. No. Not even lesbians can save Twilight from itself. Not even with.. cheap puns and gimmicky catchphrases.

The only girl that was any decent was the Bella one, though. Jacob(ine?) was just a fat whore, and Edward Cullen (Wait, that wasn't Robert Pattinson?! I could've sworn..) was too over towards the emo-goth-wannabe-vampire side.

..Then again, he's exactly the same in the actual Twilight movies/books, so.. Huh.

Ylu thought the female Jacob was fat?

And people wonder where girls get their terrible body images.

 

[The Eggplant]

Er, no. Mostly because I honestly think that chick who plays the short-haired vampire in the actual films is much hotter than anyone in that clip.

[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]

Damn THEE !! You made me actually google twilight and look at the cast,and she's not even that hot to me!

LIES! You shall be SMITTEN!

...Hey, so I have a thing for the spunky punk look. So sue me...we've all got our little hangups.

 

[PurpleSky]

.. No. Not even lesbians can save Twilight from itself. Not even with.. cheap puns and gimmicky catchphrases.

The only girl that was any decent was the Bella one, though. Jacob(ine?) was just a fat whore, and Edward Cullen (Wait, that wasn't Robert Pattinson?! I could've sworn..) was too over towards the emo-goth-wannabe-vampire side.

..Then again, he's exactly the same in the actual Twilight movies/books, so.. Huh.

Ylu thought the female Jacob was fat?

And people wonder where girls get their terrible body images.

I second this.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I reject your video and substitute it with a way better series for teens:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunger_Games

No joke, its a really good series.

 

[Daveman]

Yeah, I saw that. But clearly Twilight for guys is just Underworld.

It's got more machismo, actually scary bits and decent werewolves. Oh and a hot babe wearing some sort of leather cat suit for the whole thing.

 

[Vianyte]

Don't be silly, men don't watch romances.

 

[Project_Omega]

Not unless there will be a vampire hunter in the twilight who kills every single one, especially edward. oh and that guy jacob too, and all werewolves. Then kills the woman in it just for the sake of it. Bitches BRING ON THE HATEMAIL!

and the real answer is NO, its spelt N-O!

 

[Ham_authority95]

Sorry, but I like free internet porn over that stuff.

EDIT: It was pretty hilarious, though.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Nope because i can watch stuff like for free on any random porn site.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Er, no. Mostly because I honestly think that chick who plays the short-haired vampire in the actual films is much hotter than anyone in that clip.

[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]

Damn THEE !! You made me actually google twilight and look at the cast,and she's not even that hot to me!

LIES! You shall be SMITTEN!

...Hey, so I have a thing for the spunky punk look. So sue me...we've all got our little hangups.

I like the spunky look as well. For Purple Sky, perhaps this picture will change your mind:
<image width=250>http://api.ning.com/files/8MP5sx3hYxqNjGk54VTR0kVtE53FP*WFn80hViDeN0WCE0QmCombC37PbrHLp3B1l6OISOgqmd2yzZfkpnZzC4marop3OVIi/AshleyGreene13.png

 

[jamesworkshop]

Twilight is bad in an objective sence not because its for women

just like how childrens books are not written by bad authors just becuase childrens books would be too simple to hold an adults attention

Twilight has a dull story, dull characters, bad pacing, bad writing

 

[DarthFennec]

Yeah, no. I watch porn for free and it's better than that. I watch movies for the acting and the story, and that clip has neither. It was funny though, thanks for sharing!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

.. No. Not even lesbians can save Twilight from itself. Not even with.. cheap puns and gimmicky catchphrases.

The only girl that was any decent was the Bella one, though. Jacob(ine?) was just a fat whore, and Edward Cullen (Wait, that wasn't Robert Pattinson?! I could've sworn..) was too over towards the emo-goth-wannabe-vampire side.

..Then again, he's exactly the same in the actual Twilight movies/books, so.. Huh.

Ylu thought the female Jacob was fat?

And people wonder where girls get their terrible body images.

..To be fair, it was all strange enough as it is. Fat doesn't have to imply you have a hill on your stomach, just your above the average weight wise. She looked like such to me. *Shrugs*

Towards the Alice picture: She is somewhat hot. Then again, I'm into spunky punk as well, to some extent.

 

[TheDoctorsCompanion.]

Er, no. Mostly because I honestly think that chick who plays the short-haired vampire in the actual films is much hotter than anyone in that clip.

[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]

Nah, I agree. Ashley Green is a total babe. You'd have to be completely gay (or in my case, straight I guess) to not think that.

 

[The Austin]

Made my day thanks.

No problem. I kinda thought it would be a good antidote to all the *other* Twilight threads.

Let me add this

THAT is the real Twilight for guys.

 

[bobknowsall]

You see, now you're just making guys look bad too. Twilight wasn't bad because it was aimed at women; It's bad because it sucked. Hard.

 

[theironbat46]

Er, no. Mostly because I honestly think that chick who plays the short-haired vampire in the actual films is much hotter than anyone in that clip.

[sub]...What? My ex made me go see the first movie...it wasn't my fault, dammit![/sub]

Damn THEE !! You made me actually google twilight and look at the cast,and she's not even that hot to me!

in the 3rd one she is..... What? I'm not gonna see my friends for the rest of the summer, and I'm am not sitting through The last airbender, more like the last m. night shamalayan movie! ZING!

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

ok that is a twilight I could actually watch. Though need hotter actresses for jackie and edwina

Made my day thanks.

No problem. I kinda thought it would be a good antidote to all the *other* Twilight threads.

Let me add this

THAT is the real Twilight for guys.

And I need to go see this