Twilight Star Supposedly Related to Dracula

DocBalance

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
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Even if he is related to Vlad the Impaler, that doesn't make him any less of a little girl. Hell, I'm related to John Wilkes Booth, doesn't mean I'd be any better at assassination schemes.
Perhaps you'd be better at not jumping onto a stage to spout some Latin (The whole "Semper sic tyrannis" shtick) for drama's sake, damaging your leg in the process, making you easy to hunt and kill.

Pragmatism dear boy!
Heh, amen to that. I actually made fun of him in a speech on assassinations, Booth was good at planning but sucky at execution(no pun intended).
 

Varanfan9

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I would say Vlad is rolling in his grave but when they dug up his coffin his skeleton wasn't in their so maybe he really is a vampire. In that case I think he might be doing some more killing soon.
 

Swarley

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Who cares? the guy said in an interview he was allergic to vaginas, if he even is slightly related to Vlad the bad ass gene was clearly lost somewhere.
 

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Considering Vlad had three sons and three brothers, not to mention who knows how many cousins, it could happen. It could also be a load of bullshit. There's no way to know for sure.
 

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I'm going have to call bullshit on this one, the only way the British royal family could be connected to anyone in Eastern Europe would be through the House of Habsburg, which would just mean that Pattinson is related to TWO horribly imbred royal families rather then just one. Even the Habsburgs only owned Croatia in the east, so I severely doubt that Vlad the Impaler had much of a connection. In fact, I'd bet that people from Turkey are more likely to be related to Vlad then anyone from the rest of Europe.

Varanfan9 said:
I would say Vlad is rolling in his grave but when they dug up his coffin his skeleton wasn't in their so maybe he really is a vampire. In that case I think he might be doing some more killing soon.
Vlad's remains have never been found, he died at the hands of the Ottomans, who gave his head on a pike to the Sultan. There's theories as to where he is buried, but it's far more likely that the Ottomans just threw his corpse into the Aegean Sea.
 

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No. This is bad and you should FEEL bad!
Twilight is already fail,and its FINALLY ending,so even if this happens or not,Twilight is going to be forgotten in well time.(cue pointless sequel with no plot to make MOAR money)
But still no.
 

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As someone who lives in the country once ruled by Vlad Țepeș, I find that piece of news offensive and call BS. Why exactly? Because contrary to all the slander and the vampire books, Vlad Țepeș is a national icon that we respect.
I really would like to see how in the name of God did they tie a 15th century Romanian ruler to the Windsors and then to that guy.
And if you're interested in learning more about Vlad Țepeș, take a look at this.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3724495652763481978#

Also, if they made the guy related to Țepeș, it also means he's related to Mircea cel Bătrân, who was the grandfather of Vlad Țepeș. In no way is that pipsqueak related to a legend.
Or maybe this is the next level of insult at my nation's heritage. In that case I fully expect that Shia LaBeouf to be related to Mihai Vitaezu.
 

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This just seems like *way* too much of a coincidence.
Not really. You go back far enough and we're all related to royalty or someone famous. And you don't even have to go back that far.
 

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Elexia said:
Mullahgrrl said:
Elexia said:
Hey I'm related to vikings...

OT: Sorry, everytime I read the word 'Twilight' I sustain heavy brain damage so I had to rely on the comments to work out what's going on.

This same story made the papers here. The leadership of our country changed overnight, our team bowed out of the World Cup, AND THIS PRAT MADE THE PAPERS!!
wait, wich country?
Australia, believe it or not.
You had a coupe d'etat or something?
 

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"Tracing Pattinson's family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the money Meyer's publishers and Hollywood paid us made fabricating data an easy prospect, so this publicity stunt could go through as planned."
 

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poiumty said:
Here's a bit of trivia for ya: "The Impaler" is most likely just a fancy name given for the stupid foreigners. His real name was "Tepes" which is pronounced like "Tzeh-pesh", and it kinda sounds more like "spiky" than "The Impaler". Of course, the badass name is perceived as historical truth.

So yes, i can clearly see the resemblance to Vlad Spiky. In the hair, i mean.
"The Impaler" is a title, not his name. You know, cuz he impaled things? A lot.
 

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Um... since when did Vlad have children? Great great great great great great grand nephew doesn' mean a damn thing.

And I"m yelling, "Shenanigans" at it too

prepares fr the pistol...
 

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I imagine both Vlad and Bram Stoker are looking down at the world right now and wondering how vampires went from being awesome, to more awesome, to dull. In Hellsing Alucard does not die in the sunlight but that is because he is just really powerful.
 

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Mullahgrrl said:
Elexia said:
Mullahgrrl said:
Elexia said:
Hey I'm related to vikings...

OT: Sorry, everytime I read the word 'Twilight' I sustain heavy brain damage so I had to rely on the comments to work out what's going on.

This same story made the papers here. The leadership of our country changed overnight, our team bowed out of the World Cup, AND THIS PRAT MADE THE PAPERS!!
wait, wich country?
Australia, believe it or not.
You had a coupe d'etat or something?
It was some political party overthrow all done behind closed doors within the ruling party itself. So we ended up with a leader we didn't vote for who we have to put up with until parliament either dissolves, the party overthrows that leader or we get an election (hopefully soon)