Twilight Star Supposedly Related to Dracula

[ShadowsofHope]

Excuse me a moment..

PFAHAHAHAHA WOOAHAHAHAHA TEEHEEHEEEHEEE HAHAHAHA..

..Okay, I'm done.

Yeah, I'm calling utter Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Vlad would've impaled him just on sight, for being such a disgrace to the horror of vampires previous to.. that thing.

 

[DocBalance]

Even if he is related to Vlad the Impaler, that doesn't make him any less of a little girl. Hell, I'm related to John Wilkes Booth, doesn't mean I'd be any better at assassination schemes.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Of course, given that Robert Pattinson has made it publicly clear how much he dislikes the Twilight saga,

He gets paid, probably, a metric tonne of cash per film, has women lusting after him and may possibly be a big star in the future.
And he's complaining? What. A. Ruddy. Pillock.

His life as a serious actor is one I would consider pretty much ruined by the Twilight films. Plus, if I were him I'd hate those fans with a passion. How the hell can you have a decent conversation with anyone if all they do is scream into your face? Those particular fans represent the worst of the female tween/teen demographic.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Even if he is related to Vlad the Impaler, that doesn't make him any less of a little girl. Hell, I'm related to John Wilkes Booth, doesn't mean I'd be any better at assassination schemes.

Perhaps you'd be better at not jumping onto a stage to spout some Latin (The whole "Semper sic tyrannis" shtick) for drama's sake, damaging your leg in the process, making you easy to hunt and kill.

Pragmatism dear boy!

 

[Eggsnham]

I thought we were talking about a game I hadn't heard of. Then I saw Twilight and realized I was wrong. Shoot.

 

[Buccura]

Great great great great great grandson, I am disappoint.

 

[Megacherv]

so he's the black sheep in the family

The very pale sparkly black sheep


...wait...he hates the Twilight saga?

No...must...resist...increasing...respect!

 

[erto101]

I seriously doubt the validity of this claim. They provide no reasons as to why, how or even where this evidence is. As far as I know Tepes died before farthering offspring and I don't think he had any living siblings. As far as I'm aware his liniage died with him.

If ancestry.com actually back some of it up with a proper explanation and evidence I'l shut up. But I doubt it.

His first marriage with Elizabetta gave atleast one child, and his second gave two sons.

But this is ofc useless trivia I can't make up my mind about this guy really. He hates twillight, makes a shitload of money and stuff but his still a twinkle boy for crying out loud!!

 

[Ih8pkmn]

OH GOD NO!!!!

Wasn't it enough for Patterson to make MODERN vampires lame, he now has to be related to their KING!?!

What next? The guy who plays Jacob, the gay underwear model werewolf being related to Jo-Jo the Dog-faced boy?

 

[KP Shadow]

"Plus, he?s a 108-year-old virgin so he?s obviously got some issues there.?

Wait, 108 years old...
I KNEW IT, EDWARD CULLEN IS EVIL!!!
OT: If this is true, he should move on to true vampire films. Or make twilight parodies.

 

[anthony87]

As much as I dislike the Twilight....well, everything, I respect Pattinson for being open with how he feels about the series. He's doing his best to try and show people that he wants to be taken as a serious actor and doesn't want to be typecast or even associated with "Edward Cullen" at all.

Gotta give him credit for that.

 

[William Dickbringer]

damn Vlad The Impaler just got bit in the ass by karma (if this is true of course)

 

[Zer_]

Vlad is probably crying right about now...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Wow, that's a new low when it comes to hyping up a movie...

But let's assume good 'ol Vlad was actually a vampire, and whatshisface is a real descendant. Shouldn't we drive a stake through his heart to make sure he's not the real deal? Just sayin...

novel Idea hows about we hire anonymous to do the dirty deed. Its the perfect plan really, At least one crazed 4channer goes to jail, Pattinson will be dead and we'll not have to see the last book sweep the VMA's two years in a row.


Also if this is remotely true which I like most highly doubt, I may need to take the crazy pills so I don't go on a rage induced rampage

 

[Logic 0]

Dracula's not just rolling in his grave he's preparing to fix his mistake.

 

[brodie21]

look, distantly we are all related. just imagine, the girl/guy you are sleeping with now could be you 52nd cousin. i like how he said it was difficult to research, which means that there was a lot of guessing involved as to which douchebag was the father of this dipshit who then fathered a whole nest of asswipes and one of them is the distant relative of pattycakes.

overall, he still sucks at life and should be nailed to a cross (crucifixion, baby)

 

[silasbufu]

OH MY GOD FUCK OFF ! sorry for the caps lock..this is just so fucking annoying.