Twilight Star Supposedly Related to Dracula

Elexia

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Hey I'm related to vikings...

OT: Sorry, everytime I read the word 'Twilight' I sustain heavy brain damage so I had to rely on the comments to work out what's going on.

This same story made the papers here. The leadership of our country changed overnight, our team bowed out of the World Cup, AND THIS PRAT MADE THE PAPERS!!
 

Hiphophippo

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I've said it forever. He's a smart, hilarious guy. Loathes Twilight, has shown up at meet and greets unbathed to get the tweens away from him, writes and performs good soulful blues music, this Meyer is an idiot.

I love this guy. He just made a smart business move. Any of us would do it too.
 

Dfskelleton

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I care why? I stopped caring what people find out about this guy after the 7th time vomiting when I saw the first movie.
 

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Hiphophippo said:
I've said it forever. He's a smart, hilarious guy. Loathes Twilight, has shown up at meet and greets unbathed to get the tweens away from him, writes and performs good soulful blues music, this Meyer is an idiot.

I love this guy. He just made a smart business move. Any of us would do it too.
Has he really done that? Showing up at meet and greets without washing just to keep them away from him?
WanderFreak said:
So who wants to help me create a website declaring my extensive research to prove without a shadow of a doubt that the werewolf dude is actually a descendant of Vlad.

I would enjoy the backlash immensely.
Only if we can makes DVD's of the fangirls savagely attacking one another like something out of Warhammer 40K while we watch in classy clothes and enjoy good drinks and food.
 

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PedroSteckecilo said:
But to play Dracula he'd need to pit his acting chops against Gary Oldman, Christopher Lee and Leslie Nielson... is that really wise?
And Bela Lugosi. Lord knows he's not in the league of Nielson, Oldman or Lee.
 

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dalek sec said:
Has he really done that? Showing up at meet and greets without washing just to keep them away from him?
I suppose I did hear it on the internet. Take from that what you will. Regardless, he's been very vocal about his dislike of Twilight. That much is proven.
 

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Elexia said:
Hey I'm related to vikings...

OT: Sorry, everytime I read the word 'Twilight' I sustain heavy brain damage so I had to rely on the comments to work out what's going on.

This same story made the papers here. The leadership of our country changed overnight, our team bowed out of the World Cup, AND THIS PRAT MADE THE PAPERS!!
wait, wich country?
 

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Jack and Calumon said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
But to play Dracula he'd need to pit his acting chops against Gary Oldman, Christopher Lee and Leslie Nielson... is that really wise?
He is a good actor, and I bet he can pull it off, as long as he trys.

Calumon: Twinkle Twinkle little Vampire.
See, I agree with both of you, Jack and Cal'. Thing is, Robert Pattinson has been in several other things where he's been a great and talented actor (from Cedric Diggory to a great role recently alongside Emilie de Ravin in Remember Me), and he is definitely a good actor. He openly admitted he just wasn't bothered about Twilight because he wasn't really interested in the series itself, which is brave coming from an actor whose paycheck rests on the series being successful, but at the same time, I can see why he took on the role anyway - what actor is going to turn their nose up at the sort of money they'd get for being in Twilight? And anyone who claims they'd refuse because it'd be 'selling out' is a complete and utter liar, and that goes for music and everything else too - at the end of the day, it's all an industry, and it's all a job to them. A paying job. With lots of money on the line.

As for the topic itself, I wouldn't be surprised if this is indeed true. There are plenty of 'common' people around who can be traced as being related to the current British Royal Family, thanks to it's size and the old habit of English nobles keeping marriages with each other for money, power or land. And for the same reasons, for hundreds of years all the noble families and royal families in Europe stuck to marrying each other. It doesn't take much of a leap to figure out that more than a few people in the UK will be related to both our current Royal Family and Vlad Dracul III. So although it isn't especially interesting, more a slightly odd coincidence, odds are R-Patz is indeed related to old Vlad.

TL;DR: Basically, according to probability theory and the mathematics of genealogy regarding numbers of descendants, the chances are this is entirely true. It just isn't that interesting since there are also bound to be plenty more people in the same boat, though most likely none of them have ever played vampires in anything...
 

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

*Head explodes*
 

nightwolf667

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Yeah, him and half of Europe at this point.

John Funk said:
According to Ancestry.com's Anastasia Tyler, Pattinson's roots likely trace back to Vlad the Impaler through the current British royal family. "Tracing Pattinson's family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the pieces that unraveled created the perfect accompaniment to The Twilight Saga," said Tyler.
Oh wait, are they not only implying that Robert Pattinson is related Vlad the Impaler but to the British Royal Family as well? I mean, it's one thing to be related to Vlad the Impaler but the British Royal Family and we all know the British Royal Family like every other royal family is inbred as...yeah, it makes so much sense now. He's related to the British Royal Family, poor bastard.

Fan girls everywhere your dreams have been realized! I give you: PRINCE PATTINSON!
 
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Irridium said:
Doubtful.
But wait, if they traced it through the royal family, does that mean he's royalty as well?

Hope not...

And for god sakes, fix the damn hair! Its like someone gave him a swirly...

Where's Blade when you need him...
Unfortunately, Blade is ocupado with killing real vampires. Pattinson/Cullen does not belong in that category. He sparkles and doesn't drink blood. Not a vampire. There is a chance he's not actually related to the original Dracula. Not a vampire. So, Blade wouldn't waste his time.
 

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Well, this WOULD explain why he doesn't like Edward: subconsciously he knows he's not living up to his ancestor's ideals.
 

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Do they really expect us to believe this crap? Sure the fanbase will eat it up, but the rest of us aren't wowed by the sparkling to the point that our brains seize to function properly. It's also funny how the face of the movie franchise hates it and the character he's portraying.
 

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Just about everyone whose family is from europe and neighbourhood is probably related to the old nobility, and through the wonder of rampant inbreeding, to just about every name you can pull out.
 

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Mullahgrrl said:
Elexia said:
Hey I'm related to vikings...

OT: Sorry, everytime I read the word 'Twilight' I sustain heavy brain damage so I had to rely on the comments to work out what's going on.

This same story made the papers here. The leadership of our country changed overnight, our team bowed out of the World Cup, AND THIS PRAT MADE THE PAPERS!!
wait, wich country?
Australia, believe it or not.
 

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First Vampires, then Were-wolves, now what? Honestly, what Mythology are they going to tackle next?