Two Pokemon Questions!

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[delet]

Arcues is obviously the creator of the universe, or at least the world

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Arceus was the first Pokémon, he created Palkia, Dialga, and those other 3 little smurf pokémon things you rescue from Team Galactic in D/P/P, and that only.

EDIT: Oh right, and (if I remember correctly), he killed a guy who was walking around killing Pokémon with a sword.

*[sub]I mean, come an, transvestite Pokémon?[/sub]

Yeah... that and the entire world/ universe...

I've already linked it on the page before, but I'll just show his pokedex info in a quote:

Diamond - It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms.

Pearl - It is told in mythology that this Pokémon was born before the universe even existed.

Platinum - It is said to have emerged from an egg in a place where there was nothing, then shaped the world.

HeartGold & SoulSilver - According to the legends of Sinnoh, this Pokémon emerged from an egg and shaped all there is in this world.

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Pokemon doesn't follow religion even close to what the Bible would state. That's bringing in our religions, something that aren't ever actually mentioned in the Pokemon universe. Also, I do not believe Arceus is a true "God" Pokemon, as it can be beaten in battle. Gods should not be able to lose.

Gods shouldn't be able to loose... What, too human of a trait? Remember the Greek gods? They were basically just humans, with all our flaws and everything, but just with more power. It's not too far fetched an idea to kill a God; after all, RPG character do it all the time.

A 'God' doesn't necessarily need to be invulnerable, invincible, omnipotent master of the universe; They just need more power than us normal humans have naturally.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Okay. Check it.

Assuming that electrode is a perfect sphere and it is 1.2m tall, we can safely say that the radius is .6m and the volume of electrode is (4/3)πr³= ~.90478 m³.

According to the poke'dex its mass is 66.6kg. Therefore its density is m/v= ~73.60916 kg/m³.

And we all know water's density is 1000kg/m³, give or take a few drops in temperature and chemical composition.

Therefore, according to Archimedes's principle, electrode should be able to learn surf, dangnabit.

Also, koffing shouldn't be able to float. Same principle.

Just because you can float doesn't mean you can surf. Electrode doesn't have the body shape for surfing.

 

[plastic_window]

Humans in Pokemon don't level up - ergo - they can't evolve.

I can't give you a real answer to that second question, but I'll have a stab at it anyway. If genetically created pokemon - Lapras, Polygon - exist in the first season, then it's entirely possible that genetically created ice-cream was also made.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

i'm buddhist,will that work?

I'm sorry, but no. You guys tend to be far too laid back and accepting to go to war over ideology.

 

[Arkzism]

i smell a troll... pokeman are in a magic land where even a small rodent can kill you to death... but evolution doesnt work that way...

YOU CAN SMELL THROUGH THE INTERNET?!?!!?!?!

yup
i can also smell fond childhood memories being destroyed and dreams being crushed the former reminds me of apple pie

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

HEY GUYS

if every pokémon evolved from Mew, how can we say that legendaries don't have any (de-)evolutions?

A what? What are you talking about?

Well, haven't pokémon de-evoled from Mew? Since Mew was the first pokémon and all? If that is true, then all pokémon have evolved from other pokémon, including legendaries.
So my question was, how can we say that lengendaries don't have evolutions, if they all evolved from something else (de-evolution)?

 

[Akalistos]

HEY GUYS

if every pokémon evolved from Mew, how can we say that legendaries don't have any (de-)evolutions?

A what? What are you talking about?

Well, haven't pokémon de-evoled from Mew? Since Mew was the first pokémon and all? If that is true, then all pokémon have evolved from other pokémon, including legendaries.
So my question was, how can we say that lengendaries don't have evolutions, if they all evolved from something else (de-evolution)?

What's a De-evolution. Since when did Pokemon started mimicking Digimon?

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

Maybe the devil created humans in his image so that we would enslave all the nice sweet Pokemon. Think about it Arceus created Pokemon who then roamed around happily then the devil created human as a counter measure.

meaning Ash is actually the son of the Devil!!!!

yeah, u can't argue with that statement, it makes as much sense as the rest of this thread

 

[Lizardon]

Humans haven't evolved because we don't spend our time fighting each other, rubbing magic stones on our body or giving ourselves to other people while holding items.

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

HEY GUYS

if every pokémon evolved from Mew, how can we say that legendaries don't have any (de-)evolutions?

A what? What are you talking about?

Well, haven't pokémon de-evoled from Mew? Since Mew was the first pokémon and all? If that is true, then all pokémon have evolved from other pokémon, including legendaries.
So my question was, how can we say that lengendaries don't have evolutions, if they all evolved from something else (de-evolution)?

What's a De-evolution. Since when did Pokemon started mimicking Digimon?

It's nothing literal, I just figured that was the correct term to use. I often use "de-evolution" when adressing, say, Caterpie when I'm talking about Butterfree, if you catch my drift.

 

[Akalistos]

HEY GUYS

if every pokémon evolved from Mew, how can we say that legendaries don't have any (de-)evolutions?

A what? What are you talking about?

Well, haven't pokémon de-evoled from Mew? Since Mew was the first pokémon and all? If that is true, then all pokémon have evolved from other pokémon, including legendaries.
So my question was, how can we say that lengendaries don't have evolutions, if they all evolved from something else (de-evolution)?

What's a De-evolution. Since when did Pokemon started mimicking Digimon?

It's nothing literal, I just figured that was the correct term to use. I often use "de-evolution" when adressing, say, Caterpie when I'm talking about Butterfree, if you catch my drift.

Yeah, but how about calling them stage. First stage, second stage, third Stage depending on his evolutions. There not many stage since there's only 150 of those thing around.

 

[Harlemura]

Not all pokemon evolve. That's why we don't evolve. Simples.

I think the milk question's been wrapped up.

 

[Trivun]

OK, a simple question,

If a Pokemon can evolve in a matter of days, why haven't the humans evolved?
I WANT MY HOMO NOVUS!

Spoiler: Seriously, this reminds me so much of a Sangheili without it's armour...

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the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

Mod Edit: Removed the all-caps from the title. Caps lock isn't cruise control for cool.

1. Humans are not Pokemon. Pitiful fool.

2. The Pokemon wasn't widely known in Kanto, doesn't mean it wasn't discovered. In Johto, Miltank had been used for milk for years. Plus, just because Pokemon exist, doesn't mean no animal we have in the real world exists. I dare say there are still cows about, right?

There, simples .

 

[Josh123914]

Pokemon "evolve" in the same way people change from newborn, to child, to teenager, to adult, to elderly.

excellent deduction, though by that logic ivysaur,charmeleon and wartortle are all akward puberties, though their all pretty ugly so I'm not surprised by that, oh yeah and here's a question,
what kind of pokémon is Jynx? the drag queen pokémon?

 

[Feste the Jester]

Pokemon "evolve" in the same way people change from newborn, to child, to teenager, to adult, to elderly.

excellent deduction, though by that logic ivysaur,charmeleon and wartortle are all akward puberties, though their all pretty ugly so I'm not surprised by that, oh yeah and here's a question,
what kind of pokémon is Jynx? the drag queen pokémon?

Jynx is the Pokemon that was created that night the developers got really drunk while coming up with ideas.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

The ice cream question is simple.. the Tauros... There's gotta be a female version...

 

[Womplord]

OK, a simple question,

If a Pokemon can evolve in a matter of days, why haven't the humans evolved?
I WANT MY HOMO NOVUS!

the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

Answer to question 2:

They do not use milk from cows. They use milk from humans.

 

[knight steel]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

Maybe the devil created humans in his image so that we would enslave all the nice sweet Pokemon. Think about it Arceus created Pokemon who then roamed around happily then the devil created human as a counter measure.

meaning Ash is actually the son of the Devil!!!!

yeah, u can't argue with that statement, it makes as much sense as the rest of this thread

Meowth that's right ^_^.

 

[grimsprice]

Humans haven't evolved because we don't spend our time fighting each other, rubbing magic stones on our body or giving ourselves to other people while holding items.

... i'm not show go with the last one... i don't want to get banned.