By far one of the most hilarious things I've read in a while. Just when you thought it was over... well... now it REALLY is!
That poor bastard has had his entire "perfectly legitimate" business model pulled so hard over his head that he's now wearing it as a belt. In my own short life thus far I've seen way too many of this type of person taking the money and fleeing before real, appropriate state-approved justice can be dealt against them. That this happened so unexpectedly and so completely is certainly freeing for me. I don't think Tim, or his various attempted businesses will be bothering us the same way again.