Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults


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Jun 15, 2010
OldGus said:
Irriduccibilli said:
A friend and I once talked about how weird it would be if there was a game called Wii Pornstar. This is one step closer to that
I would think it would work better for the Kinect. You know. With those cameras. Watching you. Forever.
On a more serious note though, the Kinect would be perfect, especially for the stripping portions.
Kinect would defintly be better for this, but my friend and I talked about Wii Pornstar before Kinect was released.
Imagine you alone in a room thrusting towards your TV. Then you know you are...


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Oct 7, 2010
jeretik said:
The commercial was quite sexy. I'm not sure why some people think it's vile.
It's not vile... I haven't seen anyone with reasons of morality and religion going against this. It's just that it really, really, really sucks.

Tom Terryn

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Apr 7, 2010
My lord the prudishness is strong in this thread. All those poor innocent souls shocked by a bit of sexual innuendo...

Apart from the 12+ rating and the forced acting in the commercial, I can't see anything to be offended by. How is this more offensive than a game of Partnerlink or other "erotic games" that are sold all over Europe? I'm sure some people will buy this and get it out for a bit of "daring" fun once the alcohol kicks in.

Seriously people, accept that gaming isn't just for the hardcore gamers anymore and move on. The Wii has long become a piece of entertainment electronics in the living room.

The Rockerfly

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Dec 31, 2008
... The fuck did I just watch?
Why on earth would you want a game like that? Actually it would be funnier on the 360 because achievement hunters would have to play it and realise it's quite lonely with all those points
Jun 11, 2008
Ranooth said:
I'd love to see Jedward try and market that!
Don't tempt the little contemptible cunts.

OT: Well at least we can't say the Wii and things like it are only marketed for kids anymore. I wonder if this will increase sales of Wiis to places like strip clubs?

The Artificially Prolonged

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Jul 15, 2008
OH GOOD GOD! That ad looks like the intro for a porno, and I would have assumed it was if it had not been linked to this site.
I'm never going to be able to play a wii game again. Never has the wiimote looked more like a sextoy than now


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Mar 11, 2009
I... what....

what the fuck man!?!?!

I can't quite get my head around what I've just seen


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Mar 20, 2009
Ultimate Evil said:
Well, at least it isn't going to be on the Playstation Move. That 'wand' of theirs would be just the right shape for some new minigames that would scar body and mind quite permanently.
Actually, the PEGI page [http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/505/?searchString=we+dare] John linked to in the OP says that it is coming out for the PS3. You really have to wonder why they're not releasing a version of the game for the Kinect if that is the case. What could possibly go wrong with you being the controller?

The other thing I like about this is that PEGI rated it 12. The idea of 12 year old kids buying this game is just hilarious.


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Feb 9, 2011
A game about sex, fair enough, but a game where the objective is to have sex with someone else's girlfriend / wife while they watch (and vice versa) is a different matter.

I never knew swinging was so mainstream!


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May 20, 2010
I'm in shock...

Seriously I watched that video just stunned the whole way though with my mouth open.

This is the casual/mainstream trend gone mad.


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Sep 18, 2009
I had to watch that with the sound off, and had NO idea what was going on. I sort of get the butt-spanking minigame (it's like Track + Field but you're "controlling" some odd mix of Nights, Harry Potter and that "dancing" scene from Wall-E*, right?), but the rest of it is baffling. How does the apple-eating one even work?

Also, though I do have a purple shirt like the guy on the right (and I specifically call it my 70s Disco Pornstar Shirt already and only put it on for super-cheesy occasions... may never wear it again, now), what in all the crap is the other dude wearing? He looks like he's escaped from a Moloko video circa 2001. No-one outside of a 5 mile radius of Camden High Street wears anything like that for fear of massive ridicule.

Plus ... "ok, we've had our classy but inexplicable 2-couples candlelit dinner... now let's play Wii". OK. Right. Not a more informal, pizza-and-beer jeans-and-teeshirt get together then, which is the setting you'd normally expect that to happen in?

I think the sense of unease / bewilderment mainly though is they have seemingly made a game SPECIFICALLY for the "swingers" market, and that's a circle that I (and I suspect, most of "we"?) are so far removed from it's untrue. It's not that I don't have friends, or that none of us have romantic encounters, but... in a group setting? Like this? CREEPY ZONE. No-one would talk to each other for weeks after. The closest we ever got was a very, very drunken game of twister where one girl's blouse rode up over her head, and some guy ended up with another's butt on his head.

So yeah. WTF.
It has a market, but it's not going to be as big as they anticipated, I fear.

* WAS one of my top-100 favourite cinema scenes for the sheer D'AWWW factor and pure artistry, but NOW is RUINED FOREVER. Thanks, guys.


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Mar 8, 2010
OK, why does a 'sex game' have like 4 players? Isn't that like an invite to an orgy?

Come to think of it, why does it even have 2 player mode? I mean, if you have someone to play with, you don't really need the Wii for that, if you know what I mean.

This game seems more 1 player only. And is it me, or does it seem that it's geared towards female gamers? I mean the hardware.


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Apr 14, 2009
From looking at the comments on this game from both Kotaku and Escapist, it is so easy to see why mainstream media think that gamers are immature kids with no sex life, and that Americans truly are easily offended about anything related to sex.

This isn't new, everyone? Have you ever walked in a sex shop before? You'll see plenty of board games with sexy thematics, and that's just fine. Not everyone buys them, but you don't start thinking that it is so wrong.

As for the comment in the article about how the marketing team sees the gamers? Well any thinking at all would have revealed that hardcore gamers aren't the primary audience, especially not for Wii owners in Europe.

I wished there were *more* games like that. At least they would stop saying that games are for kids. What this game says is "some gamers are adult, they might want to do something else after two hours of rock band + rum and coke".

BTW, no, I won't buy this game. I don't have a Wii anyway. But if a few sexually appealing friends invited me to give it a try with my girlfriend, I wouldn't look as grossed out as some of you appear to be.

If only gamers weren't fucking adolescents: http://ps2.ign.com/articles/967/967360p1.html


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Apr 28, 2010
Judging by the comments here, I guess I should be glad that this trailer is blocked in my country?


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May 27, 2009
Jack and Calumon said:
So who wants a game, eh? Anyone?

To spice up a party, why not? To have an orgy, why not? To prove that games are mature, HELL NO!

Calumon: Wow, it must be really hot if they wanted to take their clothes off like that?

Jack: Gah! How long have you been watching!?
^This post proves why your my favourite member of the escapist
you sir win the thread.