Dammit! Everything I wanted to say has been said! All I can do now is double face palm and groan until I wipe this from my memory.Gindil said:
Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults
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I love my Wii, I always have, but there are times when I question Nintendo's accesability to wich games gets released for it, almost as if it's calling for more shovelware to get released for the console.
The thing I don't get about this game is that if you have three friends willing to actually PLAY the damn thing with you, why not just crack open a bottle of wine and skip straight to the orgy?
Is it wrong that I felt more uncomfortable watching that really poorly done commercial, which by the way I have no idea how the sensor's going to even notice if someone else is actually playing and what they're doing, then what I've seen from some shock sites? Honestly, I don't even get this.
Wii was fine with it's mostly younger-player oriented, with it's occasional mature game like Mad World, Dead Space, whatnot. But this is just feels wrong for the Wii.
Oh well, I'll thankfully forget this in the next five minutes as I go back to playing Bulletstorm, or something.
Wii was fine with it's mostly younger-player oriented, with it's occasional mature game like Mad World, Dead Space, whatnot. But this is just feels wrong for the Wii.
Oh well, I'll thankfully forget this in the next five minutes as I go back to playing Bulletstorm, or something.
once my boner subsides i'll post my disgust at this obvious attempt to capture chauvinistic male buyers!
Well, at least it isn't going to be on the Playstation Move. That 'wand' of theirs would be just the right shape for some new minigames that would scar body and mind quite permanently.
I almost hope this does sell well, just so we can see what kind of sequels they could make. We Dare: S&M Dungeon?
We Dare: Foot Fetish?
Maybe they could include the unlockable ability to play as Mario?
I almost hope this does sell well, just so we can see what kind of sequels they could make. We Dare: S&M Dungeon?
We Dare: Foot Fetish?
Maybe they could include the unlockable ability to play as Mario?
Sure made the Wii interesting!!!
Can I ask what parent would allow a 12 year old to get this game? I am only asking because even though it is clearly aimed at adults, which would suggest 18+, the PEGI rating is 12+. Overall, I found the trailer cringeworthy and had to stop it twice. If there is an example of bad marketing, then this is it.
I. CAN'T. FEEL. ANYTHING. ANYMORE.
I can understand... there are just times when getting creative and escaping reality requires getting kinky... And I like that, it's human nature to get rather kinky, I often get that feeling to be quite honest, but this...
I CAN'T FEEL MY LIMBS AT THE SHEER EMBARRASSMENT. MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING. THIS THING. IT BURNS.
I can understand... there are just times when getting creative and escaping reality requires getting kinky... And I like that, it's human nature to get rather kinky, I often get that feeling to be quite honest, but this...
I CAN'T FEEL MY LIMBS AT THE SHEER EMBARRASSMENT. MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING. THIS THING. IT BURNS.