Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults

[Martyr4thecause]

Oh, God, I love Ubisoft! They make good games of many genres, AND they do random-ass stuff like this! Not that I think it's that bad an idea, it'll probably sell well enough, it's a cool concept. Seems like fun, video games that focus on... not paying attention to the video game, a little pro-social vibe, all in all, I like it. Thank you Ubisoft for continuing to make the video game news smile worthy!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

What? And after my brain recovers, may I add; the fuck?

Seriously, what? Given the number of drinking games possible with nothing more than a pack of cards, an empty glass, and a bottle, is this really needed? It's not something that's ever going to be played sober, anyway.

 

[Lillowh]

What...I...umm....Huh?

Spoiler: After I comprehended what I just saw

 

[eharriett]

Been reading about this throughout the internet tonight. I don't understand why people appear to be having problems with this concept. I have my fair share of hardcore gamer moments, but honestly, I could see myself enjoying this game with my wife. I could see an evening of this with her instead of an evening playing Uncharted.

 

[Lewieroo0]

Just when i thought the Wii couldn't embarrass itself anymore....

 

[Brainst0rm]

I wish I knew gamers that looked like these people.

Not that there aren't. Just, I don't know any. If I knew people that looked like this, I would probably want to play this game with them.

 

[Formica Archonis]

No thanks, I'm not into watersports. (Reads again.) Oh, Wii.

I'm not into faux lesbianism and forced laughter either.

 

[Retosa]

I can just see this going horribly wrong at a drunken frat party. "LOLOL, why don't I stick this controller somewhere else and spank!" *SMACK* "HELLS NO!" <.<

 

[Nouw]

Wasn't spanking supposed to turn woman off?

It looks more awkward than sexual. I almost feel sorry for those people who are playing it in the ad.

This be true words.

 

[sleeky01]

I always figures "stripper Pole" for the Wii would be marketable. I just figured Kinect would be the one to do it first.

 

[BlindChance]

So this is what years of fighting to prove games are mature and do not cause rape or crime gets us. Smooth Ubisoft, smooth....

Crazyhats, please point to where in that video anything criminal occurs, or anything that implies rape.

There's nothing violent there. (OK, OK, spanking. Clearly consensual spanking, though.) It's far less criminal than most games released.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

*Checks heart*

Yup. I just died for a second there...

What kind of messed up people get together to even play this? And I want to see everyone's faces after the one creepy bastard suggests the Ubisoft Motion-Control Sex Game.

"Jon. Get the ---- out of my house."

Obviously it's made for sober people.

 

[Something Amyss]

It was bad enough when you had to worry about kids finding your porn stash. Now you have to worry about kids finding your stack of Wii titles....

 

[.No.]

It kind of seems like Ubisoft is trying to be a martyr, by taking pressure off of Bulletstorm and saying "NOOO! We'll save you Bulletstorm!", by making a far worse game.

 

[Shadow_Kid]

this doesn't surprise me,
sex games have been around just as long as D&D or other games that pre-date computers
they've been around longer than shooting games, thats for sure.

 

[fundayz]

It's kinda odd how the most "kiddie" console is turning out to be the most "adult" oriented console as well with family friendly games, Wii Fit, and now this.

Honestly, this will probably sell to young adults that bought the Wii as a party system.

 

[ydkwidrmw]

This video basically proves that its own concept doesn't work. That wasn't sexy at all. It was just lame. Think how dirty your wiimotes would get.

 

[Gindil]

The fuck was that?

I... just, wow.

A sexual party game that's only 12+ yet only basically exists for...

No.

No.

I seriously want to say something, but this truly encapsulates the state of confusion that I feel is emminent from viewing that trailer...

 

[Inmate13]

Rejoice! We've officially set the human race back 200 years!

 

[Novania]

I had to stop at about the 1 minute mark...

whut the fuuck?