Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults

[Blackbirdobyri]

... This is just sad.. Really?... no.. really?
Can developers really not think of any better concepts..
Any better MARKETING perhaps?.. like.. no.. Im not even gonna say more about it

 

[ilion]

It just looks like a mindless party game. For people with friends and in relationships. Its okay i guess.

 

[Dogstile]

honestly, I've watched the video and i really don't see what is everyone so fussed about.

I think its less fuss and more disbelief...

I mean, just... what the fuck did I just watch?

 

[OldGus]

A friend and I once talked about how weird it would be if there was a game called Wii Pornstar. This is one step closer to that

I would think it would work better for the Kinect. You know. With those cameras. Watching you. Forever.
On a more serious note though, the Kinect would be perfect, especially for the stripping portions.

 

[Limettycat]

Um...
Fuck...
Youtube, help me find my words, please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJcFJTju2Hw&feature=related

Yeah, that's about right.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

FROM THE CREATORS OF RAVING RABBIDS!

...yeah, this looks... I don't know. It surely has an appeal with the drunk, University-aged frat demographic, but it's certainly not aimed at mature adults (just sexually-charged ones), and, well... no-one is going to buy it. It's like the whole Playboy game, doesn't matter how much you'll play and enjoy it, no-one will go up to the counter and say, "one Playboy Mansion: The Game, please."

If this was downloadable on PSN I'd understand, mind.

 

[Toty54]

Christ...

 

[Issurru]

how do you unsee something?? I really need that skill now more then ever.

This, I saw the Kinect sex hacks coming from day one, nut it looks like someone else wznts in on that market

 

[Con Carne]

It's a very daring and sexy gimmick they have going on. 1. Not sure if it'll catch. 2. If it does, I don't think it'll help the overall sales for each company all that much.

And did anyone else see how potentially gross that looked? I mean a majority of people playing won't look like that, and won't have showered before playing the game, so you're not gonna want to touch their controllers anymore once you find out they own the game and you've had a chance to think about how the controller has been used.....

 

[Grey_Focks]

Nice touch with the porn quality soundtrack. Though that was seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. I think I need to go re-watch the new Skyrim trailer just to pull myself together...

 

[Queltherio]

So this is what years of fighting to prove games are mature and do not cause rape or crime gets us. Smooth Ubisoft, smooth....

 

[Samus Aaron]

BURN IT ALL!!! BURN IT ALL WITH FIRE!!!

 

[flaviok79]

well, speaking only about player mechanics, this should work way better with kinect. Specially the strip.

 

[gigastar]

how do you unsee something?? I really need that skill now more then ever.

Go onto /b/ and see things that you will want to unsee even more than that. This is optional.

After that I suggest pulling an all-nighter with nothing but paranoia-inducing games and movies at your side.

OT: Well I think Nintendo arent going to be too happy.
/understatement [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement]

 

[Xman490]

WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[brodie21]

the douche-chill factor is tremendous

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

This is...
I'm not quite....
Wha...
Fnrg...
Blkrzt...
Pjqrk...

What the smeg is wrong with these people?!

I'm going to start drinking now. I'm not sure when I'll stop.

 

[no space]

I have got to get this for me and my girlfriend. You people must all be celibate shut-ins. This is going to be hilarious flirty fun. Finally a reason to turn on my Wii after a year of inactivity.

 

[Kyman102]

... Eh, it's not one quarter as sexy as the company seems to want us to think it is. Is it the end of gaming? Nope, I don't think so. Am I going to buy it? Nope.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

This was so laughably bad. I love it haha.