UK Atheists Hope to Eliminate Jedi Population

Doog0AD

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Scrap da emp'rah, lez work on one of dem WAAAGH! insted. Always wan'ed ta build me own gitfinder.
 

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Partezan said:
Guess atheists are the new catholics when it comes to having no sense of humor... oh wait, I forgot about communism
you think that because we are capable of prioritising real, tangible, important issues over jokes that we have no sense of humour?

do you not see how retarded that is?

every atheist that sees "jedi" in the census, laughs for a second. but then they realize that had all those people put "no religion", instead, the world would be a better place.
 

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Haakong said:
Conor147 said:
Partezan said:
Guess atheists are the new catholics when it comes to having no sense of humor... oh wait, I forgot about communism
you think that because we are capable of prioritising real, tangible, important issues over jokes that we have no sense of humour?

do you not see how retarded that is?

every atheist that sees "jedi" in the census, laughs for a second. but then they realize that had all those people put "no religion", instead, the world would be a better place.
If a number on a paper is considered a "real, tangible, important issue" in your book, your life is too good :D
and when did i say it was, if at all?
 

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They're right. Taking the piss is funny up to a point, but botching an attempt at furthering secularization is taking it a bit far.
You will not be able to excise the cancer of religion by laughing at it, that's for sure.
...and you won't get anywhere by comparing religion to a deadly disease. As a non-practicing Christian I firmly believe in the Trinity and Jesus as my savior, but I'm not ready to make the commitment just yet. Despite that, I know better than marginalizing or belittling someone else's beliefs because you won't get anywhere doing that. All individuals, religious or not, react to hostility to their beliefs; some better than others.

Honestly, I think it's a combination of geek culture shock and hostility. Unlike organized religion who have the means and the representation to effectively stand against this kind of bullying, "Jedi" as a religion is a new one and thus an easy target. This so-called secular organization that wants to further the cause of humanity in the name of secularism and atheism aren't altruists, they're bullies, plain and simple.
As an idea, religious belief displays quite a few similarities to the behaviour of cancerous cells.
I wasn't trying to belittle anybody's belief; I was merely expressing the opinion that the social organism would be better off without faith, and certainly without the governmental endorsement of faith. Apologies if it came off as deliberately offensive.

Edit: A lot of people seem to think that this is about atheists wanting to 'convert' people. That is not the case; the individuals who would list 'Jedi' as their religion of choice are most likely non-believers, barring the occasional unhinged Star Wars fan.
All that's being asked of them is that they do not let the Government fall under the impression that there are more religious people in the UK than there really are, just because of a joke.
 

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I'm writing 'Jedi' just to send a message out about my indifference to religion. I just don't believe it has a significant enough impact on my life to warrant a mention.

Saelune said:
arithine said:
[Le Snip}

Atheism is not a set of beliefs, but a lack of a belief in a single proposition, thus it can not be described as a religion.


TLDR:
Feel free to call yourself what you want, it's your right, but don't call atheism a religion.
If it wasnt a religion, you might not be so offended by my view.
If football wasn't a religion you might not be so offended when I was Manchester City is inferior to Manchester United.

Your argument is pretty loose at best. You are confusing religion and a system of categorising: religions are guides to life and morals, more often than not. Atheists are not given a moral code to abide by that is different from other members of society. Saying that atheism is a religion because it is a lack-of is like saying a ditch is a 'anti-lake'.

I think the reason the above individual was offended (if indeed they were) was because you are lumping a set of people together based off of what is essentially as general as "I don't believe in ghosts." There is no nonghostism.
 

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I hope nobody takes this comment the wrong way... but to me, putting 'Jedi' in the religious box, is just as laughable as putting in any other religion.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not Atheist. I'm not stupid enough to believe that everything in existence just 'poofed here' from nothingness, but the belief system of most religions makes me want to giggle hysterically.
Seriously, half the religions on Earth follow the same style of Mono-theism, or one God, and the other half follow Poly-theism, or many Gods.
Yes each has it's differences in belief structure, but there are only TWO religions on Earth: Mono and Poly-theism.
The comical variety in religions is what makes me say that being 'Jedi' is just as real as being Christian, or Muslim, or Jewish, or Pagan, or whatever the hell other religion you believe in.
There is no point in trying to tell who is a devout believer anyways. In my nineteen short years, I've already come across hundreds of 'religious' people who are only claiming to be religious to comfort themselves in the event that heaven or hell, or whatever they're called, are real. That's not worship, that's just using a pre-established system to your apparent advantage.
So if you want to put Jedi, or any other hokey religion in the box instead of those listed, go right ahead, because half the 'religious' population are using 'real' religions as a joke anyways.
 

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Come on, Atheism is sold at Hot Topic these days. It's such an overused trope that those who originally considered themselves Atheist are still looking for a new word to seperate themselves from the mass of douchebags who think they're 'deep' by simply saying 'no' to the notion of religion.*

But going up against Jediism? Against perhaps one of the most creative and awesome developments in Religion since the Flying Spaghetti Monster? No one likes a party-pooper.

*- disclaimer: This does not go against any Atheist who has considered what that actually means. What I am talking about are people who claim to be for the lack of a better answer.
 

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Darius Brogan said:
I hope nobody takes this comment the wrong way... but to me, putting 'Jedi' in the religious box, is just as laughable as putting in any other religion.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not Atheist. I'm not stupid enough to believe that everything in existence just 'poofed here' from nothingness, but the belief system of most religions makes me want to giggle hysterically.
Seriously, half the religions on Earth follow the same style of Mono-theism, or one God, and the other half follow Poly-theism, or many Gods.
Yes each has it's differences in belief structure, but there are only TWO religions on Earth: Mono and Poly-theism.
The comical variety in religions is what makes me say that being 'Jedi' is just as real as being Christian, or Muslim, or Jewish, or Pagan, or whatever the hell other religion you believe in.
There is no point in trying to tell who is a devout believer anyways. In my nineteen short years, I've already come across hundreds of 'religious' people who are only claiming to be religious to comfort themselves in the event that heaven or hell, or whatever they're called, are real. That's not worship, that's just using a pre-established system to your apparent advantage.
So if you want to put Jedi, or any other hokey religion in the box instead of those listed, go right ahead, because half the 'religious' population are using 'real' religions as a joke anyways.
you dont seem to know what atheism is. atheism is a position on a claim. specifically, the claim that a god exists. the position is of disbelief, or rejection.

as you can see, this has absolutely nothing to do with "everything in existence just 'poofed here' from nothingness"

if you disbelieve in any gods, you are an atheist. if you believe in gods, you are a theist.

if you are agnostic, you dont believe that knowledge of god is 100% certain (which is the only intellectually honest position)

i myself, am an agnostic atheist, because i dont believe in god and dont believe i can prove to myself or anyone else with absolute certainty that no god exists.

hopefully ive cleared that up for you.
 

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It's ridiculous to say that people shouldn't self-identify as a particular religion unless they reach some standard of devoutness. It seems almost reasonable when we apply it to stuff that seems like a joke like the Church of Jediism, but if we apply it to a more privileged religion like Christianity, it gets ugly. People wouldn't accept being told that they can't identify as Christian unless they can show that they REALLY, TRULY BELIEVE, instead of just like to go to church on weekends. It would be offensive if a private organization ran a campaign like that; it would be a significant step toward religious hegemony if the actual government decided to require a standard of devoutness for census responses.
Yeah, but that is the entire point. They're not complaining about Christianity because they know it is a real religion that is actually practised. Jediism is unlike Christianity in the sense that very few people who claim to be one, actually practise it or believe in it. It IS a joke based on a film franchise, and people only started putting it on forms when prompted to by stand-up comedians. Most of that 400,000 person demographic are pretending to be religious for a laugh. This is misleading the census, which will skewer the statistics, and in turn, have repercussions when the government want to refer to it whilst making changes in any given area. It is the same as lying about your age, or your ethnicity.

Obviously, this doesn't apply to those who do actually believe in the force, or rather, have taken to treating their Jedi faith seriously. They can honestly stick it on their form.
 

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Seriously, their not saying that no one should believe in Jediism. Their saying that LYING on a census form gives the government inaccurate information that they base decisions off of. Why are so many people not understanding that?!
Because knee-jerk reactions against "uptight atheists" are in fashion.

Indeed, how dare a group of people who generally like empiricism put forth the notion that accurate information is a good thing. Humorless assholes, obviously...
 

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Saelune said:
arithine said:
[Le Snip}

Atheism is not a set of beliefs, but a lack of a belief in a single proposition, thus it can not be described as a religion.


TLDR:
Feel free to call yourself what you want, it's your right, but don't call atheism a religion.
If it wasnt a religion, you might not be so offended by my view.
i suppose you think not collecting stamps is a hobby.

or that bald is a hair colour.

that not playing football is a sport.

that OFF is a tv channel.

that HEALTH is a disease.

that DEAD is a lifestyle.
 

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WrongSprite said:
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Why do they even need to know? They have no reason to care.
I'm still fucking putting Jedi.
/facepalm

read the article again, also read this:

"The data gathered is used to inform government policy, and was used by the last government to justify funding of religious community bodies over secular ones. For example, 2001 census data has been used repeatedly to justify an increase in the number of state maintained faith schools and the increasing level of government money spent on faith organisations.

By ticking 'No Religion', you will ensure that the Government receives an unambiguous message about the number of non-religious people in the UK. Any other response may be manipulated into a response in favour of religion and publically funded religious organisations."

source: http://www.yourenotajedi.com/
/facepalm

As I said to the other guy, the government, believe it or not, are actually intelligent enough to work out that people who put Jedi aren't particularly religious. They would not seriously point at the Jedi community as a reason to build religious places.
Well a reasonable politician would differentiate with Jedi and more orthodox religions. But if someone wants to game the statistics, they only have to say "I recent survey showed that 40,000 more people in this community have found a religion". Thus, they have compelling ammo, by not mentioning these 40,000 put jedi. Also, it means that they can say "look how few athiests there are! There are fewer athiests than people claiming to be jedi!", again ignoring the fact that many of those jedi would be otherwise non-religious.

Adding to the confusion, just because a person puts jedi doesn't mean he is an athiest in reality. He could be Catholic or Sikh or whatever. The government needs to know the demographics to accurately make a call on issues like building faithschools or churches. Calling yourself jedi is a refusal to provide the necessary information, making it harder to form a decision.
 

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Witty Name Here said:
There's something fishy about this, I don't really see much harm in checking "Jedi" as a religion, if anything I think that this might be some weird attempt to make the Atheist/Non Religious population in the U.K. look bigger.
Nothing fishy at all. If you call yourself a jedi as a joke, you are basically depriving the census of useful information as to what religion you really are. It is harder for the government to make calls regarding faith schooling or churches when many of the people surveyed give improper answers. As many of these people who call themselves jedi aren't committed to a real religioun (and so should put "non-religious", if that is the case).
 

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Pfft, heretics!

Everyone knows the Church of the Great Patrick Stewart and the Enterprise is the better of the two.

Get your tricorders and phasers today, people!

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..Also, just damned put "no religion" on the form, people. While it may be humorous, it really helps no one in the end.