Unlikely last words

[Magnesium360]

"I regret nothing! Except buying the large ham, that was possibly a mistake."

"Milk? Check. Cereal? Check. Bread?"

"And I never finished Foundation and Empire"

 

[Kenko]

Meh, atleast I went out with a bang. *Muzzie suicide-bomber explodes*

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

"Thank you, Jessica Alba"

"It's just peanut butter"

Or you can combine those to to create this:

"Thank you Jessica Alba, but it's just peanut butter."

 

[The Jono]

"Oh stop it, the mafia doesn't take this kind og thing to heart"
"Look, this has all been a big misunderstanding, let's just get around a table and..."
"Monsters? That's the stuff of fairy tales!"
"Brake fluid? What of it?"
"Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once!"

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

"you know, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano..."

"Huzzah for Frankie Boyle."

"who knew badminton was so fun!?"

"I play badminton." ^.^


Alternatively:

"I told you I was ill..." (Actually Spike Milligan's Epitaph but I like the idea of someone saying this just before dying of an illness when no one would belive them).

"And so we leave the wrongly-named Death Canyon with our lives intact..."

 

[ramboondiea]

hey, i bet i can jump this ticket barrier

put down the bat,there is a perfectly good reason im in bed with your daughter......and your son

i left a million pounds hidden under the -FLATLINE-

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"Oh, come on! What could possibly go wrong?"
"Stay perfectly still. It can't see you if you don't move."
"Wait, did you say the blue wire?"

 

[Jefw]

An actuall quote then: when the French writer Voltaire died, a priest was with him on his deathbed, begging him reject Satan, he responded by saying:
"Now, now my friend, this is no time for making new enemies"

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"why shouldn't I?"

"Yeah? You and what Army?"

 

[Delta342]

"Of COURSE it's sa-"

"Look out it's a giant crumpet!!"

"You put WHAT in the chicken soup??!"

 

[Neuromaster]

"No it's cool, I got this."

 

[BlackStar42]

"What could possibly go wrong?"
"Thank goodness Ebola isn't contagiou-aaaarggh."

 

[blackflare]

yeah i knew the gun wasnt on safet.......

 

[GeorgW]

"More weight!" <These are real last words btw.
"Excuse me my good sir, would you mind terribly killing me?"
"Are you pregnant?"
"The fridge is a banana."

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"What'd you mean "what brakes?!""

"It's ok guys, I got this."

"Wow, I can't believe that actually worked!"

"I'll be right back."

 

[No_Remainders]

"Stand back! I'm about to do science!"

Are you sure you don't mean "I'm going to try science"?

Yeah, I'm wearing the t-shirt now.

OT: "What's green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll OOMPH!"

 

[Kukakkau]

Some for an airport

"Sorry I'm hobbling I just have something in my shoe..."
"Wait... I didn't pack this?!"
(shouting)"Okay I MAY have left my bag unattended somewhere and we have 5mins to find it!"

 

[Jerome9157]

Person #1 Any last words?
Person #2 Yes, just three (silence)

 

[Jonluw]

"I'd like just one last blow-job...
What are you doing? I meant after I'm dead!"

 

[Xaio30]

"Where did my flying pizza go?"