Unlikely last words

[Jerome9157]

Person #1 Any last words?
Person #2 Yes, just three (silence)

 

[Jonluw]

"I'd like just one last blow-job...
What are you doing? I meant after I'm dead!"

 

[Xaio30]

"Where did my flying pizza go?"

 

[[.redacted]]

"At least I said something witty"

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

"I have left you $10,000,000 at (DEAD)"

 

[Anchupom]

"What does this button do?"
"Of course I know what I'm doing. Detonating a bo-"

 

[Stamaris]

"Seriously, who farted?"

 

[willsham45]

Chocolate makes the world go round
The cheese cake is a lie
I always hatted you
Dam and only two days from retirement
Dam my cancer cure was only two days from completion
I'm on the high way to hell
ohhh that looks dangerous...let me see
I saw this done in a cartoon
I ETERNALLY NAME YOU! steve
Shut up
I have always enjoyed fucking you
When I die bury me with the children, the dog and the goldfish (they are not dead yet)

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

*Head removed with cannon ball.*

 

[nunqual]

Tell Santa, I love him.

Oh shit, someone feed the cats.

I have a craving for a McRib right now.

 

[Biffin Bridge]

'My only regret is....that I have....bone-itis...uuuurgh.'

 

[sharpshooter188]

Probably just a scream or a sudden cut off of sentence as I cross the street without looking. Lol.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Oh crap ive forgot to put the bins out.

Ah, Armstrong and Miller. Always good.

Think I'll aim for a little irony with my last words:
'Why did I never bother to come up with a witty final statement?'

 

[chiggerwood]

"It's not like a second piece of cake is going to kill me"

"So when you you divide by zero you ge-"

"Son I want you to know this is all your fault" *shoots self*

(after a rant) "AND IF THAT'S NOT TRUE MAY GOD STRIKE ME DEAD"

 

[Shanecooper]

Does this smell off to you?

 

[Tallim]

Careful, although Hoovers aren't poisonous, they can give a nasty suck

 

[thingymuwatsit]

"Son I want you to know this is all your fault" *shoots self*

a lot of SMBC quotes here.

 

[austin9993]

Do you clean the barrel before or after you take the bullets out..?