Unlikely last words

[ninetails593]

"Of course the fox uprising can't find us on mars"

 

[_Cake_]

"There can be only on-"

 

[SuperCombustion]

Wait... was the parachute manditory?

 

[akibawall95]

I do not care what the weatherman said! *steps outside into a tornado*

 

[Extasii]

"Guys... Just remember... The Salamander Bisque tastes like shi-..."
"Oh Mountain Dew, you can do no wrong."
"What do you mean it's not just a game?"

 

[GameOverGoblin]

"Oh shit a nuke's just about to go off! Maybe if I get in this refrigerator-"
"OK I pulled the pin out, now what?"
"What is it? Is it a spider?" (Red vs. Blue reference)

 

[massaffect123]

"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."-Actual last words of Union General Sedgewick at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse.

 

[Athol]

"Five buck says I can stop this train with my face!"

 

[UltraDeth]

Real....Bullets?...Uh
What's the awful smell?
I think I'm dying

 

[Squidden]

"What the hell does 'Garbage Day' mean?"

 

[Gahars]

"You know, I expected the poison would, I don't know... sting a little bit more. It tastes pretty bland if you ask me."

 

[gamepopper101]

"The gun isn't loaded, see?"

 

[lacktheknack]

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
-Oscar Wilde's last words

 

[chif-ii]

"Wow honey, this chicken is delicious. What did you say was in the marinade?"

...which reminds me of a quote. A female politician once said to another, male politician (I think it was Winston Churchhill), "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!" To which he replied, "If I was your husband, ma'am, I would drink it."

 

[Sam G]

"I wasn't wearing any."
Yeah, I don't have a clue; it's just the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title.

 

[not_the_dm]

"Apparently, the Dice Gods smile upon you."

 

[Nouw]

"This is why you do not fuck with me!" -BANG!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Let see-
AIIEEE!!!
I bet I'll die first!
Danm I can't think of a final words to say! O wait...
No this does NOT make you bad ass!
Wow you're really a nice guy/gal!

 

[Voodoomancer]

"Don't worry, it's not like it's going to kill me..."

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"'Bout bloody time!"

"You call that a flesh wound? THIS is a flesh wound!"

"Oh hi Mark."