Unlikely last words

[Nexus4]

"Tis just a flesh wound"

 

[twaddle]

"At least i have chicken"

 

[ImNotReallySane]

*snip*

I can think of some brilliant New Vegas-related last words. You probably won't get them if you haven't played it.
"Wait a minute, what did that guy say was in Quarry Junction?"
"I think I see a barrel sticking out of that dinosaur's mou-"
"Take that gauss rifle and stick it up your ass."
"Boone, since you shared your wife's story with me, I'll share something with you. I'm actually a member of Caesar's Le-"
"Wait, where did I put my my anti-venom again?"
"Well, isn't that an interesting plant. Wait, did it just move...?"
"A little radiation never hurt anybody."

master: so what shell it be? Do you join the Unity or do you die here?? jooin , DIE , join , DIE!!
Vault dweller(INT 1): duurr???

You probably won't get this if you havent played Fallout 1

 

[Tanto-chan]

while bleeding to death===> "I think.. I left... The oven on..." dies

 

[Red Alastor]

Probably:
"Come on! It's totally safe!"

 

[supermariner]

"fuck you mortal!"

 

[End]

"Don't be ridiculous, ALL soup is good for your health!"

"For the last time Timmy, yes you can fall down the stairs but you CAN'T 'fall down the hallway'! LOOK!"

 

[Hman121]

"I got you a window so you can see outside"
"Oh, there's the beef!"
"You silly bastard, coffee mugs can't catch on fire!"

 

[someonehairy-ish]

"Hello there ickle doggieee. Whos a good boy? Whos a good- argh!" *flatline*

Or the classic
"What does this button do?!"

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"I have finally found the cure for everything, now to print the document... why is the printer smokin..."

 

[Tarlane]

Either the wallpaper goes or I do.

-Oscar Wilde

 

[BlueFishie]

"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week."

 

[BritishWeather]

Now why did I do that?

 

[Red Rum]

Shoot me again! I ain't dead yet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9RgvcV4-Y

 

[spidermounky]

Person #1 Any last words
Person #2 yes
(gun shot)
Person #1 strange choise

 

[Wildcard5]

"I think I have seen this happen somewhere befo---"

"Just duck and cover."

"I wonder..."

The last one has probably been used far more than we would like to imagine...

 

[Baldry]

"I think you'll find dinosaurs are extinct"

"What do you mean this isn't my spoon"

 

[Auron225]

"You're looking better today"
"On the contrary..."

 

[Mr.Napier]

Mentos.. the fresh maker.

 

[BENZOOKA]

"I've got to come up with something clever to say as my last words"