Unlikely last words

[BritishWeather]

Now why did I do that?

 

[Red Rum]

Shoot me again! I ain't dead yet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9RgvcV4-Y

 

[spidermounky]

Person #1 Any last words
Person #2 yes
(gun shot)
Person #1 strange choise

 

[Wildcard5]

"I think I have seen this happen somewhere befo---"

"Just duck and cover."

"I wonder..."

The last one has probably been used far more than we would like to imagine...

 

[Baldry]

"I think you'll find dinosaurs are extinct"

"What do you mean this isn't my spoon"

 

[Auron225]

"You're looking better today"
"On the contrary..."

 

[Mr.Napier]

Mentos.. the fresh maker.

 

[BENZOOKA]

"I've got to come up with something clever to say as my last words"

 

[No-Superman10]

"Don't worry, i managed to lock Chuck Greene in the Maintenece Room, he'll never get out."

*In front of the Westboro Baptist Church* "Gay and proud!"

"I'm not with Jacob or Edward, i'm Team Belmont"

 

[interspark]

wait, first you ask for "funny" last words, then you ask for "unlikely"?? well, i guess i'll do both then!

funny

that's an awefully big cat...
now, which way does the bullet come out of a pistol again?
i wonder what THIS button does!
watch watch watch! this is gonna be AWESOME!
*when helping someone carry something heavy* careful! watch your step! watch your step!!

unlikely

wow! a four leaf clover!
now should i get salted peanuts or unsalted...?
just off to the loo...
ah man! i forgot to feed the fish!

 

[Temple Guard]

Tell your wife, I love her.

 

[DSEZ]

im telling you this wont hur-

 

[Mr.Teatime]

"End quote"

 

[The Rascal King]

.....tell [insert ex-girlfriend here]....I love them...

 

[dontpokethebear]

dont worry, its not loaded

 

[Vohn_exel]

"I'm sure this string doesn't lead anywhere significant. Let's light it on fire!"

 

[chiggerwood]

"Son I want you to know this is all your fault" *shoots self*

a lot of SMBC quotes here.

what's SMBC?

 

[the7ofswords]

"Well, that was a big disappointment."

Oh, wait, you said UNlikely last words. Hmmm ...

"Did you guys forget to feed the hamster, again? Agghghgaaghga!!!"

 

[Flamezdudes]

Well, at least I was able to taste Chicken in my life time... and eat a Jellyfish!

 

[mrhockey220]

"HAHAHAHA This guy thinks he can...."