The first thing to pop into my head when I was watching that last trailer was "You Don't Know Mind Jack."
Unskippable: E3 2010 Trailers
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We thought about it, but we just referenced Zero Wing last week with the Hybrid Heaven episode.Kimarous said:
Tron looked cool, in a "check out those graphics!" kind of way. Troy was kind of meh, and Mindjack is just laughable. I mean really, what was with that narrator guy? Like something out of an infomercial.
I think Portal 2 is the best news out of E3 this year.sougo13 said:
Why did you guys have to pick the three games announced that nobody heard of/cares about? No love for Kingdom Hearts?
At my college, we have Midnight Frisbee as a P.E. class. You can guess what we started thinking of.Tolerant Fanboy said:
anyway, awesome vid. but I think at least Tron will be coming out. ever since it was in Kingdom Hearts 2 there has been a rebirth of interest in Tron.
I don't like the helmets. And there isn't enough glowing. I just hope the MCP still looks like the giant glowing hourglass head thing.
That first one looks like it'll be a great movie... wait, it's a game? Ah, nevermind.
Mindjack does sound like a hilariously bad game. The narrator seemed to be under the impression he was narrating some sort of wrestling match. Not to mention the message 'those people are evil because they can HACK MINDS... are you ready to HACK MINDS to stop them?'
Although I believe AD can be put before or after a year number. It means anno dommini, year of [the domain of] the Lord, so it can mean either 'the year of our Lord of 2031' or 'the 2031st year of our Lord'. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass. Anyway, use CY instead, it makes us look more like a fantasy world and it'll make it easier to adapt to the return of magic on 2012.
None of the last year's games came out? Maybe it's the LRR curse, like the Madden curse! If this is confirmed, please do a LRR on the Neuromancer movie if it's directed by Michael Bay.
Mindjack does sound like a hilariously bad game. The narrator seemed to be under the impression he was narrating some sort of wrestling match. Not to mention the message 'those people are evil because they can HACK MINDS... are you ready to HACK MINDS to stop them?'
Although I believe AD can be put before or after a year number. It means anno dommini, year of [the domain of] the Lord, so it can mean either 'the year of our Lord of 2031' or 'the 2031st year of our Lord'. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass. Anyway, use CY instead, it makes us look more like a fantasy world and it'll make it easier to adapt to the return of magic on 2012.
None of the last year's games came out? Maybe it's the LRR curse, like the Madden curse! If this is confirmed, please do a LRR on the Neuromancer movie if it's directed by Michael Bay.
"They told me that my ex-girlfriend was piloting that giant hovering tank, but I didn't Recognizer."
[small]Man, it's a good thing I don't write for this feature, I'd get run out of town.[/small]
And while, yes, I would fear the assmen of Troy (it was bad enough the Spartans ran around naked, jeez), MindHack just looks... horrible. Like a first-wave Playstation 2 game. "Hey, look! It's the future, with random CGI effects and meaningless gunplay!"
[small]Man, it's a good thing I don't write for this feature, I'd get run out of town.[/small]
And while, yes, I would fear the assmen of Troy (it was bad enough the Spartans ran around naked, jeez), MindHack just looks... horrible. Like a first-wave Playstation 2 game. "Hey, look! It's the future, with random CGI effects and meaningless gunplay!"
Well, if you pronounce it in a terrible Swedish accent, it becomes "Mind Yak". Which couldn't possibly be a worse premise than what was shown in that trailer.bartholen said:
Probably my least favorite in a while, but it had a couple of jokes I really liked, so it wasn't a wash.
What's with the new pop-up style (for lack of a better term) with the videos now? It's irritating.
What's with the new pop-up style (for lack of a better term) with the videos now? It's irritating.
Mind Jack?
They couldn't even remember the name of their own game...
...either that or there's already a game called mind hack...
...wait...I get it...the main character is probably called Jack...?
They couldn't even remember the name of their own game...
...either that or there's already a game called mind hack...
...wait...I get it...the main character is probably called Jack...?
Yeah! Have these people never seen Dollhouse!? A mind can be completely wiped REMOTELY. Dollhouse did it before it was cool, therefore, Square Enix? I love most of the games you push out of that company of yours, but really? The game's concept of "being anyone at all ever" sounds cool, but the trailer just doesn't do it justice..LeeshaJoy said:
