Unskippable: Far Cry 2

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Destroy Gundam

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The Pokémon Snap reference had be rolling on the floor as well as the 3 Dog...I mean Hyena part.

"Do you see what I mean about the housing market? It's on fir.." "No!" Nice one.

I like the game, despite the fact that the guard posts re-man themselves if you look away for five minutes.
 

Knight Templar

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headshotcatcher said:
Danzorz said:
headshotcatcher said:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.


Pankeyman said:
Another awesome episode guys!
How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..
It was posted at 1:30.
It goes for 8:29.
You posted at 1:37.
Hypocrisy.
However I saw the entire thing.


Allow me to revise the best quotes.

"Annnnd I'm dead, short game"
"I have hands?"
"If there was one traffic light in the entire city, our guy would be stuck behind it"
"And to your left two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death to escape the cut-scene"
Stellar work guys.
However...
The housing market was on fi-
I skipped the intro and outro..
Then you missed a good bit of text at the end, its like the messages after a zero puncation video.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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On rails looking at stuff intros are always awesome!

I love the way they let you...look at stuff.
 

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ssgt splatter said:
Ok, how fast can you contract Maliria? He was there for maybe 15 minutes and then he passes out from the fever, that's pretty weak, but the video was funny.
I reckon it's not malaria, but just bad hayfever. The meds you take in the game are just Piriton.

Good ep.
 

Nerdfury

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ssgt splatter said:
Ok, how fast can you contract Maliria? He was there for maybe 15 minutes and then he passes out from the fever, that's pretty weak, but the video was funny.
I'm not sure how quickly one gets maliria, but malaria can be contracted within hours of the first mosquito bite on landing. A friend of mine got bitten sometime between when he stepped off of the plane and got into the airport mid-afternoon while on holiday, and in the time it took him to get through customs, get his bags, get a taxi to the hotel, check in, unpack and head out to dinner he started getting symptoms.

Our hero in the game could have been in the country longer than just the jeep ride. ho knows how long he's been there.
 

AboveUp

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I'm surprised there weren't many jokes about the speed in which all the voice actors are talking. It's like an episode of Gillmore Girls.
Still a great episode though, loved the Pokemon Snap reference.
 

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I wondered if you're gonna mention Half-Life cutscene, they bored me equally. It's a shame that Half-Life cutscene is as dead as it can be, so there's really no point in making fun of it (unless you do it, it'll be awesome xD)
 

Cortheya

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First thing I thought when I bought this game was unskippable should do this one lol
 

Sanaj

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Nice tunnel pic there CosmicGrenade...

Just as 'Yahtzee' said earlier in his review of Far Cry 2...
It's pretty pathetic for the protagonist mercenary to get malaria,
pass out and be discovered by the arms dealer, that he was sent to kill.

"Your character probably lost a hell of a lot of lunch money at mercenary school." -'Yahtzee'

At least, since he doesn't speak the protagonist is already less irritating / pathetic than Cappel.
Anyways, another good episode guys.

Here are a couple of my favourite lines from this episode.

"Hi, I'm John from Crytek, you know our engine can make amazing, expansive outdoor environments.
In case it wasn't really obvious by now."- Paul Saunders

"And on your right, two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death,
as a way of escaping the cut-scene."- Graham Stark
 

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RTR said:
Graham and Paul made this the best safari ride ever.
I think it's nice they make references of previous games
References yes, calling by name no. If it's not a game you've done a scene of, using its name is one thing, but when it's one that you have it comes off as weird to me.

Here's some examples from this video and others.
Good:
"That was the Xth time I died."
"But can he play the flute?" (this line saved the line listed as "bad" from being listed as "awful")

Bad:
"I'm getting some severe flashbacks to The Darkness."
"Would you say he's been more or less useful than Cappel from Infinite Undiscovery?"
 

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Lol I like the typo at the end "credtis."
Other than that though, I was kind of waiting for this, it was my own personal candidate for crappy cutscenes.
 

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Pankeyman said:
Abedeus said:
Pankeyman said:
Another awesome episode guys!
How did you watch it in few miliseconds?


About the video - Houses in Africa really are on fi... sorry.

Can't... handle... small-talk...
I just wanted to be first, sorry if I caused any harm. But I did watch after I commented.
What is this weird obsession about being the first post? Do you get a cookie or something?
 

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"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo," is a grammatically correct sentence (there's a Wikipedia article on it).
Loved the Crazy Taxi reference.
I immediately thought about Fallout 3 when the radio turned on.
 

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Haha, this one has really quick remarks, loved it. And the buffalomon was genious. I love when you interrupt each other with counter-remarks.

Its like I'm getting sex only once a week but when I finally get it it is totally worth the wait.
Allthough I should get some more now that I got a gf. Omg I got a gf! But she's not that into sex. -Yet, I hope- I wonder if I should keep nagging to get sex or become totally "uninterested in sex" so see if SHE starts nagging. Or I'll not get any at all... Tough decition.

Haha, threehyena :p
 

MowDownJoe

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"The housing market here is on f-"
"NO."

Biggest laughs I've gotten watching these. Good job.
 

Clashero

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This is Three-Hyena!

I loved that, I had to pause til I stopped laughing.

Also, I love how you included Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (that's the correct capitalization) It makes nerds like me happy.
 

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Great episode. I liked all those nods from previous Unskippables. Is this a recurring theme now (Much like the "getting Eternal Sonata flashbacks" bit from Ace Combat 6)?