Unskippable: Far Cry 2

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Spider Expert

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God that was great - you took the single most boring cut scene of all time and turned it into that. That was fantastic.
 

13lackfriday

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Haha, a badass, notorious mercenary somehow proves useless because he's untested, and has no musical ability, unlike a certain incarcerated pussy (if only because of a certain combat tutorial).
I'd like to think he did more just by not talking.

You guys must be awesome on roadtrips.
You can make passing vast, desolate landscapes and droning, mindless small-talk into a hilarious comedy tour.
 

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timmytom1 said:
"Annnd i`m dead"
-"hummm short game"
i wish it ended the actual game ended there as it all goes downhill from that point onwards
agreed, the game could have been SO MUCH better.
 

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First time I've ever not enjoyed one of these. It was bound to happen eventually.

I think you guys are at your best when making jokes about dialog. There was a lot of dialog just talked over for situational humor that ultimately fell flat for me. Was there really nothing usable from what the driver was saying during those times? I get the feeling it may have been better if you made jokes about or with the driver more of the time.

Anyways, they pay you guys to do this and not me. Hope next week is better.
 

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Need to make some clarifications here:

1. Crytek had nothing to do with this game. Ubisoft made Far Cry 2. Not Crytek.
2. The Dunia engine was built from the ground up. It does not have any Cryengine 1 code in it at all.
 

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Chris B Chikin said:
Meh. Wasn't so happy with this one. The intro was bland and uninteresting before the guys got to it and I got the impression they were running out of stuff to take the piss out of.
Are you forgetting About all the other games
(I can only think of Halo 3 Resident evil 5 they did that HAZE (The "crappy" Halo for PS3)
probably other resident evils, oh yeah.
GEAR OF WAR. Yeah...
Oh yeah..
 

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warfjm said:
Need to make some clarifications here:

1. Crytek had nothing to do with this game. Ubisoft made Far Cry 2. Not Crytek.
2. The Dunia engine was built from the ground up. It does not have any Cryengine 1 code in it at all.
GRAAAH YOU DIPSHIT!!! ME ANGRY NOW!!!

Honestly, don't correct people i you are WRONG. Farcry 2 was a) made by Crytek but PUBLISHED by Ubisoft b) Using the Cryengine.
 

HAZEANDHALO

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ONLY ME KILLS ME!
Only funny part.
Me sad now.
Unskippable I hope they do HAZE
[sup] cause I always make fun of it. [/sup]
 

warfjm

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FROGGEman2 said:
warfjm said:
Need to make some clarifications here:

1. Crytek had nothing to do with this game. Ubisoft made Far Cry 2. Not Crytek.
2. The Dunia engine was built from the ground up. It does not have any Cryengine 1 code in it at all.
GRAAAH YOU DIPSHIT!!! ME ANGRY NOW!!!

Honestly, don't correct people i you are WRONG. Farcry 2 was a) made by Crytek but PUBLISHED by Ubisoft b) Using the Cryengine.
Ha Ha, very funny. *rolls eyes*
 

ReverseEngineered

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Ehhh. It had a couple good jokes ("housing market on fire" was decent), but otherwise their banter was almost as boring as the cab driver's. Maybe the video just didn't give them much to work with, but it seemed to lack humor.

Better luck next time.
 

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FROGGEman2 said:
warfjm said:
Need to make some clarifications here:

1. Crytek had nothing to do with this game. Ubisoft made Far Cry 2. Not Crytek.
2. The Dunia engine was built from the ground up. It does not have any Cryengine 1 code in it at all.
GRAAAH YOU DIPSHIT!!! ME ANGRY NOW!!!

Honestly, don't correct people i you are WRONG. Farcry 2 was a) made by Crytek but PUBLISHED by Ubisoft b) Using the Cryengine.
Erm, well... no.

Far Cry (1) was developed by Crytek on the CryEngine, and published by Ubisoft.
Crysis was developed by Crytek on CryEngine 2, and published by EA.
Far Cry 2 was developed by Ubisoft Montreal on the Dunia engine (a majorly re-written version of the original CryEngine), and Published by Ubisoft.


Aaaaanyway. I enjoy how much the player character passes out in the game. It's quite remarkable. Once in that opening, again at the end of it, again after a short fight, and several more time when moving from the North area to the South. Probably more after that, but I haven't played all of it yet. It's sort of a neat concept, but when every major story event is punctuated with unconsciousness, it gets a bit old.
 

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I just wanted to say that this is now my favorite online video series. You guys always seem to make the Monday deadline and your material is always decent, mostly hilarious. Getting videos out on time and being consistently funny seems pretty hard for most people outside of this website, so kudos to you.
 

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If only they had continued with Three Hyena...

"Coming to you loud and proud from the middle of the Africa hell-hole."
 

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SomeBritishDude said:
Oh look! A bufalomon!

Bufalo, bufalo...
I laughed hard at that one, and then more because I actually got the whole "buffalo buffalo buffalo..." thing xD