Unskippable: Sonic Unleashed

[Kimarous]

"Take a screenshot and try to tell me what game this is."
"Onimusha 3?"

 

[Jared]

Somehow I just new you guys were going to make a referrence to the old cartoon opening.

Hehe, I was thinking same thing.

Some of the jokes in there are great classics =D

 

[Hikaru CF]

I also thought Sonicteam had ripped off Star Wars in the opening 3 seconds when I first played this game. More hilarious stuff guys.

 

[SageRuffin]

"Deploy the giant tampon applicator!"

If we could have signatures, I'd totally quote that.

 

[I am AFK]

I thought the big gun looked like a giant monky

 

[jboking]

Great job again guys. The Rita Repulsa quote got me laughing.



[sup][sup][sup]How do I still remember that name!? [/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[himemiya1650]

Eggman land... needs a better name

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I was feeling Star Wars even before he said a long time ago.

It was kinda creepy.

 

[Hyperone]

How dare they release Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within! Now we are all doomed!

 

[Raffica]

Worth every e-penny.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

It is Robotnik. End of story.

 

[DeviousJ]

"Damn it, Robotnik. Everyone knows that excessive electricity turns you into a werewolf!"
"Werehog?"
"Hogwolf?"
"Hogwere?"
"Werewere?"

That was awesome.

 

[klakkat]

Wow. I mean, usually the I'm inspired to not play a game unskippable does, just because the intro video is so retarded (at least they make it funny). But seriously, the intro sequence to Sonic Unleashed was AMAZINGLY bad. It honestly made me proud that I have never been a Sonic fan (and slightly ashamed that I liked him briefly while playing SSBB).

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Wow. What an odd game.
And seriously, he should invest in a flagship that doesn't explode because a few blast-doors covering his escape get busted.
and has more than 3mm of low-grade steel as armour.
Well, that was a good one, even if the space fleet sucked.

 

[messy]

Man I love you guys

That was amazing, keep it up

 

[darian Nenith]

Pretty good episode. I actually thought it was a pretty good cut scene. I don't understand why everyone hates the game, I've had loads of fun with it. Speed levels are awesome, and the were-hog levels are tolerable, if only because they're mostly platforming.

 

[Random Wanderer]

Egg... man? EGG? MAN? What. The. Frak. At least "Dr. Robotnik" has a campy sort of charm to it.

 

[ritchards]

Presumedly if he runs really fast he'll be able to reserve the spin of the planet and make time go backwards and fix everything? That's totally solid physics, right?

 

[Darkstar370]

Pretty good episode. I actually thought it was a pretty good cut scene. I don't understand why everyone hates the game, I've had loads of fun with it. Speed levels are awesome, and the were-hog levels are tolerable, if only because they're mostly platforming.

That's because they blindly believe everything that Yahtzee says.

 

[DanHibiki]

Man... that voice sounds so familiar...

Dr. Robotnic: Gentlemen! I have genetically spliced the double-helix of a hedgehog with that of my roommate, Randall!