Unskippable: Sonic Unleashed

chris11246

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how was there any sound out in space its a vacuum

and I also wanna know how they expect us to believe that sonic fixes the giant cracks in the earth
 

Eruanno

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I find it interesting that they render the robots, spaceships and explosions in such high quality and then turn around and look at Sonic and think "...nah, let's keep him bland. Everyone likes it that way. Let's be true to his fansOHWAITASECOND"

But how does Eggman survive the pressure of space?

I'm with Yahtzee on this one, take Sonic behind the barn and put two shells in his tear-filled face.
 

MaxFan

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I'd never even heard the character referred to as Eggman before. Ugh. Of course, I haven't played any Sonic games since back when they were actually good, either.
 

Jared

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Somehow I just new you guys were going to make a referrence to the old cartoon opening.
Hehe, I was thinking same thing.

Some of the jokes in there are great classics =D
 

Hikaru CF

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I also thought Sonicteam had ripped off Star Wars in the opening 3 seconds when I first played this game. More hilarious stuff guys.
 

SageRuffin

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"Deploy the giant tampon applicator!"

If we could have signatures, I'd totally quote that.
 

jboking

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Great job again guys. The Rita Repulsa quote got me laughing.



[sup][sup][sup]How do I still remember that name!? [/sup][/sup][/sup]
 

DeviousJ

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"Damn it, Robotnik. Everyone knows that excessive electricity turns you into a werewolf!"
"Werehog?"
"Hogwolf?"
"Hogwere?"
"Werewere?"

That was awesome.
 

klakkat

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Wow. I mean, usually the I'm inspired to not play a game unskippable does, just because the intro video is so retarded (at least they make it funny). But seriously, the intro sequence to Sonic Unleashed was AMAZINGLY bad. It honestly made me proud that I have never been a Sonic fan (and slightly ashamed that I liked him briefly while playing SSBB).
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Wow. What an odd game.
And seriously, he should invest in a flagship that doesn't explode because a few blast-doors covering his escape get busted.
and has more than 3mm of low-grade steel as armour.
Well, that was a good one, even if the space fleet sucked.
 

darian Nenith

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Pretty good episode. I actually thought it was a pretty good cut scene. I don't understand why everyone hates the game, I've had loads of fun with it. Speed levels are awesome, and the were-hog levels are tolerable, if only because they're mostly platforming.