I didn't find the original cut scene that bad.
The "Mike patton joke with the darkness" was great, and the "location unknown" one, but overall this time I wasn't lol, maybe just smiling. You could have made a lot more material, you left a lost of pauses during the not so boring stuff. + maybe I'm just a pervert, but there were a lot of sexual jokes fit for this intro.
But still overall fun to watch, even though not my best Unskipable episode.