Useless Superpower

[Wintermoot]

all of Superman,s powers but only if the planets align at a angle of 180 degrees
other then that future prediction but only useless stuff (like what you,re going to have for breakfast next day)

 

[mcnally86]

The ability to make random pop-culture references from East Jesus Nowhere while on forums. Quickly, First person to correctly guess the reference gets a cookie.

The power to hear the "Step By Step" theme song while "1 21 guns" is playing. I am the only one I know of with this power. I thinkg they play it 2 or 3 times during the song. I'm not a fan.

The power to lead, unleaded gasoline.

 

[Veldel]

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

Also, I would love the ability to teleport like in Jumper. I would never actually draw attention to myself, but I would save tons of money on gas. Teleport into a store, buy what I want, and then teleport out right in front of everyone. Awesome. Who needs secrecy?

they where the wonder twins if thats who your thinking of lol

 

[Slash Joel]

"Like the power of Invisibility that only wworks when ur playing a trumbone."

-Yahtzee

 

[Krion_Vark]

what is your useless superpower?

Mine is the ability to make people adhere to stereotypes

The guy part of the wonder twins. Seriously he could only turn into inanimate objects like a rock or bucket of water.

 

[FirebirdXR]

The ability to read people's minds.... but only in Braille.

 

[darthmason0719]

The ability to determine what kind of dollar bill by smelling it.

 

[AMX58]

Superman need i say more

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I believe a great man who makes videos on this very website once gave a prime example of a useless super power.

The ability to be invisible, but only while playing a trombone.

 

[mcnally86]

all of Superman,s powers but only if the planets align at a angle of 180 degrees
other then that future prediction but only useless stuff (like what you,re going to have for breakfast next day)

Too late Christopher Walken Has that power already. http://www.hulu.com/watch/4180/saturday-night-live-ed-glosser-trivial-psychic

 

[Isnack]

the ability to change a red traffic light into a green however it only works if im driving below a speed of 10km per hour

 

[Omega Pirate]

The ability to talk to fish.

 

[Wintermoot]

The ability to talk to fish.

that is pretty useful if you have to spy on a fish lover.

 

[Alar]

The ability to make the sound of a bell chiming whenever I blow my nose!

 

[Gritimo The Odd]

The ability to read peoples minds, only when they fart.

 

[2733]

I can read peoples minds, but only when they are thinking about boobies.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

My power would be able to hold one cup's worth of liquid in my urinary track. Bathroom.... AWWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY!

 

[fooddood3]

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

Also, I would love the ability to teleport like in Jumper. I would never actually draw attention to myself, but I would save tons of money on gas. Teleport into a store, buy what I want, and then teleport out right in front of everyone. Awesome. Who needs secrecy?

Don't remember what they were called, but one could turn into some form of watter, and one could turn into an animal. It was from Super Friends I think.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The ability to make your bacon disappear :'(

 

[idarkphoenixi]

The ability to shapeshift...into myself!