Uwe Boll Making Movie About Nazi-Fighting, Overweight Swordswoman

Logan Westbrook

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Uwe Boll Making Movie About Nazi-Fighting, Overweight Swordswoman

The tenacious German director/producer is trying his hand at making a "fatsploitation" movie.

Whatever you might think of Uwe Boll's movies, it's impossible to deny that he is a grandmaster of shrugging off criticism. His status as the filmmaker that people - well, gamers more than anyone else - love to hate doesn't seem to bother him one bit, and he just keeps soldiering on, making movie after movie

As you might expect from a movie called "Blubberella," his latest work is unlikely to win any Oscars for its poignant dénouement, but that clearly was never the plan. Details for Blubberella, are in short supply, apart from the tagline "She will kick major ass - with her major ass."

Other than that, its just a case of what you can glean from the incredibly low-resolution poster. The titular character seems to be wielding swords, and after a few minutes squinting, I think I can make out some Nazis in the top left corner and prisoners a little further along. The plot would seem to be pretty self-explanatory from those details, but you never know, it might be an elaborate ruse and the action takes place as part of a daydream or something.

The movie stars Lindsay Hollister, Michael Paré, and Clint Howard, all actors who have done time in at least one of Boll's previous movies. Boll will also make an appearence, but it's not clear how big a role he has. Depending on your tolerance for jokes made at the expense of overweight people, this movie is either going to be so bad it's good again, or just incredibly bad. Really, the only upside here seems to be the fact that no videogames were harmed in the making of the movie.

Source: The Film Catalogue [http://thefilmcatalogue.com/catalog/FilmDetail.php?id=10856] via io9 [http://io9.com/5672893/uwe-boll-makes-blubberella-++-the-first-female-fat-superhero]




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Anah'ya

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.... this is a joke. Right? It has to be a joke.

[sub]Please... please tell me this is a joke... *huddles into a corner, sobbing*[/sub]
 

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How great would it be if this was actually the Auschwitz movie Boll was planning to make?
 

Dragunai

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Hahahahaha

Go Uwe Boll go!

Beat down some more haters in a boxing ring who are half your weight class then do it again!

Only movie he ever got right was "Postal" because it was so fantastically eccentric and over the top that he actually perfected its game to movie cross over.

But yeh outside of that he is the worst director ever born.
Still he funds his movies with Nazi Gold, so he doesnt have to worry about investors xD
 

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I'm going to watch this on principle. There is no way I'm going to let something as silly as this pass by me!
 

teh_Canape

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alright, putting on the anti flames suit

*zzzzzzzzziiip*

I'm looking forward to this, ever since Uwe Boll's Rampage

he's not a bad director, he's just stupid.... beyond belief
 

Jesus Phish

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The best part of this article is the ending line.

Thank the gods that it has nothing to do with a game series.
 

Scizophrenic Llama

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I can look at the bright side here. He isn't fucking up some video game movie now.

It should be federal law that he can't make movies though.
 

ultimateownage

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Moviebob MUST review this when it comes out.

Escapist, make him do it.
I agree with Onyx. We must make him review it! Also, you guys have to review that game about string.
This made me laugh, Uwe is truly bat shit.
 

Doug

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I would respond to this, but I fear my higher brain functions have died just from looking at the poster.
 

Tartarga

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Uwe Boll should be arrested for assisting a murder because I just killed someone. Honestly this may infact be the most awesome thing i've ever heard of, if only it did'nt have the name Uwe Boll on it.
 

LongAndShort

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Wow, i hope some overweight members of the French Resistance or SOE or whatever sue him for defamation.
Seriously, that would be the most interesting court-case of the decade.
 

twm1709

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you know, the character in the poster reminds me of an overweight buffy.
Onyx Oblivion said:
Moviebob MUST review this when it comes out.

Escapist, make him do it.
That would be nice. I'm still annoyed he didn't review "Vampires Suck"
 

Cyan.

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Uwe Boll is the ultimate troll.

The kind of film director i yearn to be...
 

Moriarty70

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I will say this. In defense of everyone from Clint Howard to Sir Ben Kingsley, a paycheck is a paycheck. Hell, knowing how much he hates games, I'd still be in one of them if he paid.