I've never seen a Uwe Boll film so I don't really care whether or not he makes a film but wasn't there an online petetion to get him to stop. What ever happened with that?
Uwe Boll Making Movie About Nazi-Fighting, Overweight Swordswoman
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anyone else feel queasy just having seen and read about this movie? or am i the only one with this strong aversion to anything Uwe Boll?
Is that the overweight girl on that episode of Scrubs? Hard to tell from the image, but it looks like her...
Also, agreed!Onyx Oblivion said:
I gotta be honest, the premise of this movie alone does peak my interest, so I'm willing to give Boll a chance.
The fact that it's not based off a video game also helps, unless...
Naah, I'm just grasping at straws...
The fact that it's not based off a video game also helps, unless...
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Because of the title? Because you are working with Uwe Boll? Because you have been chosen for a trait you would prefer to downplay? Because that trait is being emphasized? Because it may appear that you are attempting to be a paragon of the voluminous?Distorted Stu said:
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AHAHAHAHAHA! I just imagined the first joke scene they put in the movie! They have her finish cutting down a few dozen Nazis that forgot the MP40s they were carrying so they just run at her one or two at a time. She strikes a gallant pose at the end, but she is sweating butter and her breath is labored. She sits down, pulls some food out of her pack, starts eating, wiping the sweat away from her eyes. We finally see her get back up and move on. Any time she passes a kitchen she pokes her head in to see if there was anything left around... a plate of donuts perhaps? She has the uncontrollable urge to stop, and at least sample one... in the name of freedom. Liberating the hell out of those donuts.
So, he got the rights to the movie version of Fat Princess?
Scarily, I recognise her as the wife of 'Postal Dude' in Postal the movie.
All she seemed to do was get shagged throughout the entire movie and complain about the Dude, so there's not much to go on in terms of carrying a movie as lead.
Scarily, I recognise her as the wife of 'Postal Dude' in Postal the movie.
All she seemed to do was get shagged throughout the entire movie and complain about the Dude, so there's not much to go on in terms of carrying a movie as lead.
I admit it. I smiled when I saw the cover. It is a refreshing change from the usual skinny chick who happens to kick ass in martial arts and has incredibly large boobs.
I can't wait to see what the [i/]story[/i] of this masterpiece is.
Also, Mr Boll, you are kind of missing the point of a hot girl kicking ass exploitation film.
Also, Mr Boll, you are kind of missing the point of a hot girl kicking ass exploitation film.
So...
+1 point for portraying a protagonist in a movie as overweight, and an overweight woman at that.
-1 point for drawing attention to it in the title and using it basically as a gimick.
I must find more of these "fatsploitation" films and see if there's actually any good ones.
+1 point for portraying a protagonist in a movie as overweight, and an overweight woman at that.
-1 point for drawing attention to it in the title and using it basically as a gimick.
I must find more of these "fatsploitation" films and see if there's actually any good ones.
Wow... this...
Letting Uwe Boll make a move based upon such a god-awful concept is such a ridiculously idiotic idea that it just might be completely and totally awesome.
Maybe... VERY maybe...
And by the way, this guy...
Letting Uwe Boll make a move based upon such a god-awful concept is such a ridiculously idiotic idea that it just might be completely and totally awesome.
Maybe... VERY maybe...
And by the way, this guy...
...looks exactly like a guy I knew in college. One of those faces, I guess.Nevyrmoore said: