I agree, Rampage was good and this new movie uh... er... Well... a FAT CHICK with a SWORDS... Do I have to say anymore?teh_Canape said:
Uwe Boll Making Movie About Nazi-Fighting, Overweight Swordswoman
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Truly the most epic troll ever. Hideo is aight, but meh...he takes himself a bit too seriously. Like...obviously seriously as opposed to 'shrugging my shoulders while telling others to fuck off' seriously.
This guy though heh...blowing huge piles of cash on bland movies...IRL trolling the likes of Kayanka with his boxing matches...trolling on teh interwebz with FU videos to all the haters...honestly...he covers all the bases!
Uwe Boll, the ultimate troll.
This guy though heh...blowing huge piles of cash on bland movies...IRL trolling the likes of Kayanka with his boxing matches...trolling on teh interwebz with FU videos to all the haters...honestly...he covers all the bases!
Uwe Boll, the ultimate troll.
plot: awesome
main characther: awesome
director: FAIL
dear Uwe Boll,
Please dont fuck this up
sincerly, a Fan of Awesome movies
main characther: awesome
director: FAIL
dear Uwe Boll,
Please dont fuck this up
sincerly, a Fan of Awesome movies
Hooray, am movie I could star in!
The tabloids are going to have a field day with their bad puns.
The tabloids are going to have a field day with their bad puns.
I... I'm completely speechless. I have no idea what to say.
To take something as horribly cliche as Nazis, and have something as stupid a premise as a fat heroine...
I just... wow.
To take something as horribly cliche as Nazis, and have something as stupid a premise as a fat heroine...
I just... wow.
THIS makes me wonder if he isn't pulling a scam like the movie "The Producers".-Zen- said:
I'll bite. It looks just BAD enough to be seen, and yet, perhaps Boll recognizes that this is supposed to be bad, which means it will suck.
The Room is so wonderfully bad because the director and actors took it dead serious, even in the face of the most absolute shite lines, and it felt honest (...honestly bad! Whose got my back?)
But Boll has established that he's not a great director, which, suffice it to say, he might make a bad movie because he knows how to make bad movies, in which case means it might suck hard. I could be wrong, but if a director knows he's making a bad movie usually strives said director to do absolutely everything to make a bad movie, but not to do it with some kind of aesthetic of direction, in which case, we end up with movies like this:
instead of movies where doing bad with respect to the actors, audience and everybody else, we should get:
However, I might see it, just, if anything, to see a large woman get a role that's typically reserved for Ms. Kristanna Loken, maybe Boll has a sense of humor here.
The Room is so wonderfully bad because the director and actors took it dead serious, even in the face of the most absolute shite lines, and it felt honest (...honestly bad! Whose got my back?)
But Boll has established that he's not a great director, which, suffice it to say, he might make a bad movie because he knows how to make bad movies, in which case means it might suck hard. I could be wrong, but if a director knows he's making a bad movie usually strives said director to do absolutely everything to make a bad movie, but not to do it with some kind of aesthetic of direction, in which case, we end up with movies like this:
instead of movies where doing bad with respect to the actors, audience and everybody else, we should get:
However, I might see it, just, if anything, to see a large woman get a role that's typically reserved for Ms. Kristanna Loken, maybe Boll has a sense of humor here.
Holy shit. This looks so terrible it's almost a miracle.
I think I'll have to see this eventually...we can't let precious terribleness like this go to waste.
I think I'll have to see this eventually...we can't let precious terribleness like this go to waste.