Video Game Jokes

[Jedoro]

"I once knew of a crematorium that gave a discount for burn victims."

Are you just ignoring that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity? Don't worry Waddy, your best jokes aren't lost on me...

I haven't talked to my robot butler in a while, I'm sorry!!!
[small]Wadsworth, I miss you[/small]

Nah, don't bother, he's a bit of a dick. I mean, he's ok to talk to... but the whole game is about getting lots of purified water. So why doesn't Wadsworth be like 'I have the water, problem solved for everyone!'. Instead he's like 'HAHA LOLZ I TELL JKS BUT IMA GONNA MAKE YOU WORK FOR YOUZ WATERZ!!!1!'

So like I said, don't bother...

Speaking of, I wish I could've bought Cerberus. He was a badass but stuck in Underworld.

I just had this bizarre image of Cerebrus shaking Wadsworth upside down with bottles and bottles of water falling out.

That's kinda weird, but funny.

You know, the only sadistic thing I wanted to do in that game was rewire Cerberus and let him kill all the "zombies," as he called them. I felt bad for thinking it, but I really wanted to.

Well if you cripple his combat inhibitor, then he will unleash his fury upon the rotting zombies.

Heh, never thought about that. I just wanted a way to actually change his programming, then maybe keep him as a companion or something.

 

[Deleted]

Why did Brock hide in your closet?

So he could pikachu

 

[Evil Tim]

Yo' mommas so fat they couldn't fit her into the plot of Metal Gear Solid 4.
You just got served.

 

[Panzer_God]

Here's a funny joke. Quicktime events

 

[Captain_Heavy]

Here's a funny joke. Quicktime events

press A to laugh hysterically.

 

[newguy77]

Captain Price uses the rifle as a challenge, he can actually throw the bullets faster with his bare hands.

 

[Snotnarok]

Did Megaman enter the boss door? (sex reference if you didn't catch my awful sense of humor)

 

[SharPhoe]

Captain Price uses the rifle as a challenge, he can actually throw the bullets faster with his bare hands.

What, is Cap'n Price the Chuck Norris of COD now? Still, that's a good one.

Yo' mommas so fat they couldn't fit her into the plot of Metal Gear Solid 4.

Oh, wow. I definitely have to use that one sometime.

 

[michael_ab]

i really hope people get this one

settlers of catan

i have wood for your sheep

 

[Captain_Heavy]

why does Mr. Ford not listen to his magic 8 ball?

Spoiler

Because he's the only one who knows the truth

 

[Pendragon9]

Why is Master Chief called a spartan? Because he'll spawn 300 sequels before he dies.................meh, that's all I got.

 

[Klagermeister]

Why is Fallout 3 so sexy?

Spoiler

Because even the super mutants can be Fawkes-y.

Veeeeery cruddy joke, I know.

 

[Ninja_X]

a neutron walks into a bar ans asks the barman "how much are drinks?" barman replies "no charge for you."

fallout 3

That's no game joke, that's a physics joke! Get out!

Its from fallout 3

 

[bodyklok]

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard was full of gaming related jokes and satire, my favourite was
*after waiting in a lift for ages*
Max says; "Hold on, if you had anything important to do you would be playing a video game."
...
...I laughed...

 

[Ophiuchus]

I'm still all about the cake being a lie. I can't help myself, whenever there's a cake or a mention of cake, the words leave my mouth before I have a chance to stop them. Only a couple of my friends are gamers, so they humour me despite probably being very sick of it by now, while everyone else is just all "...what?" and then I have to explain it and... argh.

 

[Beefcakes]

I have two joke and a lot of bad pun all in one image:

Spoiler: look if you dare

Wow, make me 'lol', you have...

I don't have any good game jokes...
But by the look of this thread, neither does anyone else...
I kid! There all hilarious, well most of 'em...

But seriously, I'm fresh out

 

[CloudKiller]

Fable 2

 

[Amethyst Wind]

a neutron walks into a bar ans asks the barman "how much are drinks?" barman replies "no charge for you."

fallout 3

That's no game joke, that's a physics joke! Get out!

Its from fallout 3

3 weeks later and people still don't understand sarcasm... -_-

 

[Syntax Error]

a neutron walks into a bar ans asks the barman "how much are drinks?" barman replies "no charge for you."

fallout 3

That's no game joke, that's a physics joke! Get out!

Its from fallout 3

3 weeks later and people still don't understand sarcasm... -_-

You make me sad. I miss the Physicist/mathematician/engineer joke thread a few months back (

 

[Klagermeister]

Ooh! I got another one. Though it's not game-related, it's still pretty nerdy.

What did Darth vader say after he took a dump?

Spoiler

The force was strong with that one!