Ok, well that's enough of humorously long, detailed descriptions. I will now confine myself to one or two sentences each.
Screaming Catapult Troopers
--Pretty self-explanatory. They are soldiers that launch themselves at their enemies with catapults. And naturally, they scream a lot.
Android Pirate of the Dead
--Again, self-explanatory. You are a time-traveling android from the future, accidentally send back in time. Once there, you are recovered by a shipfull of cursed undead pirates and become their captain in what is probably the BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. What could be simpler?
Create Your Own Moped Preacher
--You create your own moped preacher. Obviously.
My First Whale Solid
--For adult audiences only.
Awesome Train Crisis
--You are an ex-miliatry man hired to protect a train that is transported several hundreds pounds of Awesonium to the Awesome Refinery Plant. When terrorists attack and the train's brakes are damaged, you must fight your way through the heavily trained death squads while keeping the train from crashing.
Stoic Wheelchair Through Time
--The most depressing regeneration of The Doctor yet.
Screaming Catapult Troopers
--Pretty self-explanatory. They are soldiers that launch themselves at their enemies with catapults. And naturally, they scream a lot.
Android Pirate of the Dead
--Again, self-explanatory. You are a time-traveling android from the future, accidentally send back in time. Once there, you are recovered by a shipfull of cursed undead pirates and become their captain in what is probably the BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. What could be simpler?
Create Your Own Moped Preacher
--You create your own moped preacher. Obviously.
My First Whale Solid
--For adult audiences only.
Awesome Train Crisis
--You are an ex-miliatry man hired to protect a train that is transported several hundreds pounds of Awesonium to the Awesome Refinery Plant. When terrorists attack and the train's brakes are damaged, you must fight your way through the heavily trained death squads while keeping the train from crashing.
Stoic Wheelchair Through Time
--The most depressing regeneration of The Doctor yet.