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Ok, well that's enough of humorously long, detailed descriptions. I will now confine myself to one or two sentences each.

Screaming Catapult Troopers
--Pretty self-explanatory. They are soldiers that launch themselves at their enemies with catapults. And naturally, they scream a lot.

Android Pirate of the Dead
--Again, self-explanatory. You are a time-traveling android from the future, accidentally send back in time. Once there, you are recovered by a shipfull of cursed undead pirates and become their captain in what is probably the BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. What could be simpler?

Create Your Own Moped Preacher
--You create your own moped preacher. Obviously.

My First Whale Solid
--For adult audiences only.

Awesome Train Crisis
--You are an ex-miliatry man hired to protect a train that is transported several hundreds pounds of Awesonium to the Awesome Refinery Plant. When terrorists attack and the train's brakes are damaged, you must fight your way through the heavily trained death squads while keeping the train from crashing.

Stoic Wheelchair Through Time
--The most depressing regeneration of The Doctor yet.
 

Matt Briggs

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Tiger Woods : Blood of the third reich
A Fighting game where tiger woods is armed with a golf club and goes around killing nazis ?
 

MattRooney06

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Drug-Induced Sushi Vengeance

You play Rain, a determined (if a little underpaid) Sushi chef, one day you're Sushi shop is used as a front for a mob deal gone bad, in the ensuing chaos you are gravely wounded and your attractive waitress is kidnapped by the mob boss "Don Linguine", luckily medical science has advanced far enough to keep you alive, but on one condition....you're body must constantly be under the effect of heavy painkillers (I'm talking about some serious stuff here), the side effects cause hallucinations in the form of your lovable sidekick "Dr Star", now it is up to you to carve a path of drug induced vengeance all the way to Don Linguine's front door, and save the waitress from certain unemployment!

OR

Funky Zombie Strike Force

The year is 2200 and war has ceased to be a thing of foreign lands and has spilled into our homelands and onto our streets, there doesn't seem to be a single military force left that can end this age of perpetual war....that is of course until budding scientist and failed disco star "Hans Bratwurst" unlocks the secret to the mysterious "Zombie Gene", from it he creates four soldiers "Ozzy", "Spike", "Mick" and "OJ", these soldiers are unlike any seen before them, practically unkillable, able to work for days on end and almost zealously devoted to world peace, splicing them with the "essence of disco" for his signature funky twist, he sends them to achieve the possible "Peace", expect gunfights, blood, guts, and plenty of funky dance moves, as you lead the "Funky Zombie Strike Force" to victory.
 

NinjaCatStudios

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Caesar's Florist Tactics
Turn Based Strategy
You control the Character Caesar in his epic quest to take control over all the florists in the city.

Throbbing Beat Girl
Rhythm Action/Platformer
A cross of the Meatboy Styled Platformers and Rhythm Action
 

Sonic Doctor

Time Lord / Whack-A-Newbie!
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gewata said:
Nudist Dinosaur Combat.

Just...
I don't even want to go there.
It's your mind that about it being there. I mean, dinosaurs are already naked, so it is just a fighting game with dinosaurs. I'm guessing it will be like Primal Rage, but with dinosaurs only.

Medieval Animal Dynasty

It is an RTS set in medieval China.
The Panda leader says, "You must construct additional pagodas!"
 

Radelaide

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The Simpsons' Wheelchair Deluxe

The Simpsons Old Folks home racer.

HOTTED UP WHEELCHAIRS!
 

ZeroMachine

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"Create Your Own Quiz Trivia"

Quizception?

EDIT: "Intense Batman Mission"

HAH. The working title for Arkham Asylum XD
 

TheMarkedOne

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Heavy Metal Hovercraft Assault

Perfect, I totally love Heavy Metal so I always listen to it while I assault fortifications with my hovercrafts.
 

Some_weirdGuy

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[HEADING=2]Erotic Cooking Spies[/HEADING]

It's a spin-off of the cooking mama franchise, involving more espionage and lingerie.
 

Chocomint

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Hardcore Underwear Sisters

An order of cigar-chomping gun-toting nuns teaches heretics the real meaning of 'smiting', while wearing skimpy Halloween outfits?

Zany Piano Warfare

Obviously, a rhythm game. And then the pianos explode.

Colonial Barbarian Crime Scene Investigation

So, Skyrim then. Only you're probably the one who put the bodies there to begin with.
 

BarbaricGoose

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Mutant Catholic Jackhammer Invaders

A horde of alien, mutated, sex-crazed Catholics are invading earth. Their planet has been sexing themselves to death, and one of the genders is near extinction. They need to repopulate. We are the unfortunate planet they've chosen.
 

Cpu46

Gloria ex machina
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Hitler's Hockey - Total war

I.... don't know what to make of this....

Ummm, the major battles of WWII represented by Hockey games?

Edit: Rolled again and got Ultra Porn in the Middle East. Had to cover my mouth to prevent laughing.
 

Tonythion

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retarded baking dance mix....

I don't even think I need to explain.

Best...game...ever
 

NewYork_Comedian

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Radical Lawnmower of the Blood God

Retarded Hamster Fantasy

Mystery Sniper Overdrive

Bloody Sloth Fiesta

I don't even know..

EDIT: [HEADING=1]Stealth STD Panic[/HEADING]

 

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First-Person Hippo Simulator:
experience the exciting life of a hippo in real time!

Little Tetris Special Edition:
like tetris except little... and special!

Death-Defying Dragon XXX
dragon porn to the EXTREEEEEME!

8-Bit Workout - The Next Generation
experience 16 bit work out moves that will blast the heck out of your prossecor
 

NastoK

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thedoclc said:
Revenge of the Afro Conflict

First thing I thought of was Afro Samurai.

Kurosawa's Yojimbo meets Carlito's Way.
You're not alone.

OT: Creepy Hair Salon Panic

You're a hairdresser that's been working on an experimental hair growth losion, which you planned on utilizing to create festive hair. Of course, things don't go accoring to plan, and soon you find yourself fighting off mutated hair that's got life of its own. You're the only one that can save your customers now, returning them to their mundane looks. Each hairdo level would have different gameplay, ranging from puzzles to RPGs. It would sell poorly :(
 

prinnydood3231

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Michael Jackson's Karate Underground.
Your Typical fighter where all kicks and punches have been replaced by flashy kick turns and crotch grabs dood.