Video games ARE causing violence.

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Innegativeion

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Toasting with epic brea- I mean... posting in an epic thread.

Using this as an ironic argument next time someone tries to tell me video games cause violence. "Yeah, my PS3, wii, and 360 ganged up on me just the other day~ I didn't stand a chance."
Thank you for that, good sir.

CAPTCHA: Yacht Danure.

Sounds fun.
 

spartandude

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I know video games are attacking you, but that doesnt mean that they are the cause

corrolation does not mean causation
 

awol360

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My copy of Okami kept getting super high, and ate everything in the house. Until it met Kirby Super Star Ultra and they had a love child called Kirby's Epic Yarn. True Story.
 

Chalacachaca

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My copy of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. tried to rape me, in a very sexy (and tentaclish) way, but it tried to rape me nonetheless. I shared my pain with Hearts of Iron but instead, accussed me of being of an inferior race.
 

Simon Hadow

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The Sega Genesis that my grandma used to own killed my cat one day, because he was angry at me... he said if I told anyone I'd be in trouble, because I was there too...
 

Fbuh

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The Virgo said:
I was about rage and make good points about how videogames don't cause violence, but then I saw what you did there. |:p
Yah, same here.

I do remember one time when my computer pulled out a crowbar and broke one of my kneecaps. It kept whispering "Oblivion makes the brain hurt". Truth be told, I was putting a lot of strain on him. We got him some help from a Windows 7 prescription and he's been doing much better.
 

Gladiateher

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Your all wrong. How can you say these things? Sure some videogames choose to walk the path of evil but there are plenty of good honest games out there just trying to make it. You look me in the eye and tell me Harvest Moon is lazy! How could you try to tell me that pokemon have ever wanted anything more than our friendship? Racists! Every last one of you.
 

Innegativeion

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My Nintendo Wii knocked me unconscious and stole my wallet. I swear to god she used a fucking cricket bat. Said there must be new games out there for her, and I was just neglecting her recently in favor of the PS3.

A CRICKET BAT!
 

Grandpappyduplenty

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I think the only people who've actually been hurt by video games here are Demons' Souls players, anyone who has played that game has come out differently.
 

Kahvimies

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Well my 360 decided to drop down and crush my foot. The fact that It was still working suggested that it actually did it on purpose.
 

badmunky64

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My copy of Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D is in denial about being so old and is listening to rap music to try to feel young
 

]DustArma[

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Atmos Duality said:
Video games can cause violence.
Yet, I can think of many other things that can cause violence too...sports...Politics...
What is that, a bird? A plane? NO! It's the joke that flew right over your head.
 

twistedheat15

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Gladiateher said:
Your all wrong. How can you say these things? Sure some videogames choose to walk the path of evil but there are plenty of good honest games out there just trying to make it. You look me in the eye and tell me Harvest Moon is lazy! How could you try to tell me that pokemon have ever wanted anything more than our friendship? Racists! Every last one of you.
Pssh! Don't even get me started on pokemon! There was a couple in my neighborhood and it was all fine, suddenly there are hundred all over telling me they'll battle for change. It used to be an occ one on one fight, now there's 3 on 3's all over. Just the other day I went to turn on my kitchen light, only to find out my chandelier was actually a pokemon imposter. You let one if they'll ruin your property value I tell you! Put'em all in balls, and drop them in the sea!
 

Naeras

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I woke up one day to find that FarmVille had killed my girlfriend and was raping my sister.
 

AzureRaven

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Many years after it disappearing, my original GameBoy came back on a stormy night and awoke me from my slumber...
And then proceeded to beat the ever-loving crap out me with my DS while yelling something about betrayal.
[small]I was so scared... D:[/small]