View from the Road: What Do WoW and Twilight Have in Common?

John Funk

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Agayek said:
John Funk said:
Perhaps it isn't the different interpretation at all, but rather the medium in which they're being interpreted. That is, we hate Edward Cullen not because he's a vegetarian vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, but because he's a vegetarian vampire who sparkles in the sunlight in an obscenely popular book aimed at young girls that isn't particularly good. If Edward made his debut in Blade or Buffy or Angel, maybe geeks would have been all over that.
I think more of the outrage over Twilight vampires is that literally the only thing they have in common with "real" vampires is that they drink blood. MovieBob basically nailed it in one of his videos. They're generic superhumans that Meyers decided to call vampires. Literally the only similarities between Twilight vampires and "real" vampires is that they're both pale and drink blood. I personally find it mildly annoying, if only because there's most of a generation who have no concept of what a vampire is actually supposed to be.
Frankly, that's all you need.

What a vampire is "supposed to be"? It's a fictional creature! It does not exist!
 

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Trying to find new spins on old concepts shouldn't be (and isn't) necessary, but it shouldn't be condemned, either
I think it's perfectly acceptable to condemn concepts that don't make sense in their own concept.

Twilight "vampires" fail because if they did exist, they'd break major laws of physics, chemistry, biology, anthropology and many other natural laws. And if you disregard those laws, without providing suitable laws to sustain them, they fail under their own laws.

Teleporters, Time Travel and numerous other "soft" sciences work because they provide a pseudo-scientific basis for their existence. If you're actually theorising a massive density, invulnerable creature that survives purely on an organic soup created by an inferior life-form; and has a biological component that itself acts intelligently, then there's an awful lot of laws you have to re-write to accommodate it. If you then want to add in a hyperactive shapeshifter than draws physical matter from nowhere, survives on the same soup, and is at constant war with a far superior enemy, which can re-create itself purely by swapping soup with another inferior life-form, then the basic laws of causality collapse into an author wishlist.

Fireballs may not exist; but thermodynamics, conservation of energy/momentum etc. that allow humanity to survive have to take account of this.

"Normal" vampires are creatures cursed by a Higher power to act like blood junkies, resembling the effects of known diseases (Porphyria/Rabies), known drug effects (PCP, Heroin) and base human fears (Xenophobia, Nictophobia, Sexual Predatory behaviour).

If Worgen have Crinos forms that draw power from Elder Gods, then I've no problem with them. If they have normal platemail that shifts with them, then there's something that needs looking at.
I have to say Funk that you raise a good point and you present it well. It's also come to my attention that the more rational and resonably presented the arguement the more likely you are to get such reasonable responses such as ^above, Even when they appose your views.

I agree that Twilight vampires are techniclly vampires, I just dont think theyre very GOOD vampires. The notion that they Sparkle is just horrible (On top of everything else). BUt of course thats just my opinion. I guess Steph' Was just cashing in on the fact that most people li- Ohhhhhh......Shiny object..........
 

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I want to agree with you, Funk, but I've stood on both sides of this argument in the past, and find it more interesting to play the Devil's Advocate here. I will try to do that.

I don't think fiction should strictly adhere to certain archetypes. On the opposite, I support imagination and experimentation, trying out new ideas, twisting familiar concepts into new angles. But is there a point where this new concept strays too far from what we've come to accept? Where is the line drawn between "a new interpretation of X" and "that's nothing like X at all"? Is there even such a line? There might be.

If my interpretation of a vampire is that of a kindly creature that glitters in the sunlight, can drink blood only if it wants to, behaves in the same way as humans do, and tends to helps old ladies cross the road at night, is it still a vampire?

Maybe some of you will say "Yes, it is a vampire if you want to be vampire, since you're the author here". Okay, I agree to that. I've taken the role of author and if I so want it I can make my vampires to be large fat mammals that eat grass and produce milk. These may be called vampires, but they're not GOOD vampires. I've strayed so far from the base concept, from what we've come to expect of vampires, that calling it a vampire is no longer appropriate. I'll call it a "Cow".

And that's sort of the point I'm probably not doing a very good job at making. Whether right or wrong, whether we should or shouldn't, we've come to expect certain characteristics from certain concepts, and straying too far from these expectations might yield a concept that shares the same name, but none of the spirit.

Vampires and werewolves have been done so much by popular culture that we may have simply grown more resistant and more critical to new interpretations of these old concepts than others.
 

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John...for all your great points...you skipped the most important fact.
They are NOT werewolves...simply because THEY ARE WORGEN! Cmon its the bloody damn official name Blizzard gave them :D
we call em werewolves cuz they check on the check list u gave but....fact is...they are not...they are a WoW version.....as u say a new approach to the werewolves...
and tbh even if they call em pinkytoes....id still say....WOLVERINE FTW :D that was the 1st thought on my mind...."WTF Ally`s are getting wolverine????"
 

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Well, speaking on the dwarves. BioWare made an admirable stab at it with Dragon Age. But, while I enjoyed the lore behind them and how their government and cities were set up, I couldn't really take them as dwarves due the blandness of the accent. I mean, you've got a smorgasbord of accents on display, various English, French and the soothing vaguely Hispanic tones of Zev, but, the dwarves...they get stuck with the generoamerican vo work. I mean...maybe if they weren't going to take the Highlands route they could have gone back their Norse roots. Yeah, that would've been better, a race of underground Norwegians.

As for the Worgen, I never had a problem with them in the first place. But I agree, the niggling over them is pretty silly.
That's interesting. I couldn't really relate to the Dragon Age dwarves because to me an hierarchic organisation this complex wouldn't scream dwarvish..
 

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I'm too busy being incensed by the furry porn star modelling of the female Worgen, while the male gets to look like a proper beast. Seriously, what is that about? I want to play a female werewolf. That means I have a sexy human female but she turns into a wolf, not a taller, bustier, hairier version of herself.
 

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This is my favourite article that I have ever read on The Escapist! Bravo for the awesome read!
 

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John Funk said:
DJmagma said:
if that's true, then we should be able to forgive the "sparkle in the sunlight" thing. but we won't. oh hell no.

also, vampires started out as humanoid blood sucking monsters, not emo fags who live forever.

fucking Stephanie whatever-the-fuck-her-name-is.
In the interest of playing Devil's Advocate, the Vampires in Twilight do in fact drink blood. Certain ones just choose not to.

Kind of like certain vampires in, say, Buffy - which we geeks LOVE.
Difference. Buffy is hot. :p
 

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John Funk said:
View from the Road: What Do WoW and Twilight Have in Common?

We nerds get awfully protective of things that don?t actually exist.

Read Full Article
Ahh John, I do enjoy your WoW related postings, they give me joy joys.

On a secondary note, Worgen Rogue ^_^
 

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*to answer the thread title*

That both of their fans have no lives?

*buh dum tish*
[sub][sub]Settle down it's a joke[/sub][/sub]
 

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I try to be accepting of variants on the classic monsters of folklore. In most cases, I think they're pretty darn cool and clever. But for me, there needs to be some kernel of semblance to the original, the source material, in order for me to accept it as a variant. Sparkly vegetarians are, for me, simply too distant from either the classic Don'tgonearthe Castle baron or the real original of peasant superstition for me to accept as vampires. At that point, it's the application of a monster label to something that, without said label, isn't really much of a monster. But that's me, and I wouldn't be me (or much of a nerd at all) if certain bits of nonexistence weren't personally-invested serious business.
 

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I'm pretty sure Count Dracula didn't vaporize when exposed to sunlight. In fact, I'm pretty sure the final confrontation in the novel happened at day time on an open field and they had to go through the trouble of putting a stake through his heart.

By the way, you forgot the elves that are ecological zealots who eat who they kill in battle. [http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/]
 

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The reason I can't accept Twilight vampires: they're poorly written characterless wusses claiming to be from the same group that once haunted my nightmares.
The reason I can accept the WoW Worgen: they're cursed humans so badly feared that they walled their own kingdom off to stop it spreading to the rest of the world.

See the difference? One preserved the themes ingrained in a favorite monster for me while taking their own spin on it, the other pissed all over the beloved beasts while stealing their names.

That being said, the absolute best versions of Werewolves and Vampires are from World of Darkness, once you've read some of that Lore you'll hate every other use of them. :p
 

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Been saying this for years. In fact, if you look at most vampire media, for instance, you'll find that subverting the tropes is pretty common. In HBO's True Blood, vampires can't go in the sun, but they aren't afraid of crosses or garlic. Turns out that's just rumors they spread over the centuries so humans wouldn't learn their actual weaknesses. However, they also are completely allergic to silver, a trait normally assigned to werewolves. In an early episode, the main vampire character is completely helpless, incapable of moving at all, because someone draped a small silver chain (if I remember correctly it was like a necklace or a bracelet) across his chest, and it left nasty burn marks.

In a way, it's almost more shocking to find the stereotypes *followed* anymore.
 

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Funk, you make a good point, but keep in mind that archetypes do need to have something in common if they want to be considered as such.

An example- Say I want to write about a unicorn, but want to put my own spin on it. So I make the unicorn a bear, take away the horn, replace it with a Ford Fiesta, and gave it super-powers that had no relation to anything else. I wouldn't be very justified in calling it a unicorn, would I?

Vampires are universally associated with disease, while werewolves are bestial rage and agony. As long as those 'themes' are in use to some extent, you can twist and turn the concept in many interesting and unusual ways, all the while knowing that you're holding fast to the idea of a 'vampire' or a 'werewolf'.

And my worgen will be a Warlock. And he will be named Cursecubed, as he is a cursed curser cursing others.
 

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First of all, I don't rat on Twilight for being Twilight, I just rat on it because of its rabid fanbase that won't shut the hell up about it.

Now that that's out of the way, I would like to read a romance novel about vampires, it's just that Stephanie's version of vampires doesn't really tickle my fancy. Over the years, vampires have been accepted as fearsome creatures of the night that seduce our women and use them for sustenance, while as Steph's version is more about some sparkly guy (seriously, why do they sparkle? I understand it's a drawback to going out in the sun, but why sparkle? Is it just a quick way to identify a vampire so everyone can kill him or is it something to just blind everyone with and have Edward be accused of being gay and hence ostracized? What?) hung up over some girl. It just sounds like a badly-written romance novel that features dudes that sparkle and have a thing for blood. It just seems like it's all badly presented and probably could have been done better, that includes the idea of a sparkly vampire. Then again, I probably shouldn't have judged something that's marketed towards 14-year old girls... wow... now I feel like an moron.

Now, the Worgen on the other hand... I'm screaming "FURRYBAIT." But still, they seem like werewolves to me.