Frankly, that's all you need.Agayek said:I think more of the outrage over Twilight vampires is that literally the only thing they have in common with "real" vampires is that they drink blood. MovieBob basically nailed it in one of his videos. They're generic superhumans that Meyers decided to call vampires. Literally the only similarities between Twilight vampires and "real" vampires is that they're both pale and drink blood. I personally find it mildly annoying, if only because there's most of a generation who have no concept of what a vampire is actually supposed to be.John Funk said:Perhaps it isn't the different interpretation at all, but rather the medium in which they're being interpreted. That is, we hate Edward Cullen not because he's a vegetarian vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, but because he's a vegetarian vampire who sparkles in the sunlight in an obscenely popular book aimed at young girls that isn't particularly good. If Edward made his debut in Blade or Buffy or Angel, maybe geeks would have been all over that.
I have to say Funk that you raise a good point and you present it well. It's also come to my attention that the more rational and resonably presented the arguement the more likely you are to get such reasonable responses such as ^above, Even when they appose your views.The_root_of_all_evil said:I think it's perfectly acceptable to condemn concepts that don't make sense in their own concept.Trying to find new spins on old concepts shouldn't be (and isn't) necessary, but it shouldn't be condemned, either
Twilight "vampires" fail because if they did exist, they'd break major laws of physics, chemistry, biology, anthropology and many other natural laws. And if you disregard those laws, without providing suitable laws to sustain them, they fail under their own laws.
Teleporters, Time Travel and numerous other "soft" sciences work because they provide a pseudo-scientific basis for their existence. If you're actually theorising a massive density, invulnerable creature that survives purely on an organic soup created by an inferior life-form; and has a biological component that itself acts intelligently, then there's an awful lot of laws you have to re-write to accommodate it. If you then want to add in a hyperactive shapeshifter than draws physical matter from nowhere, survives on the same soup, and is at constant war with a far superior enemy, which can re-create itself purely by swapping soup with another inferior life-form, then the basic laws of causality collapse into an author wishlist.
Fireballs may not exist; but thermodynamics, conservation of energy/momentum etc. that allow humanity to survive have to take account of this.
"Normal" vampires are creatures cursed by a Higher power to act like blood junkies, resembling the effects of known diseases (Porphyria/Rabies), known drug effects (PCP, Heroin) and base human fears (Xenophobia, Nictophobia, Sexual Predatory behaviour).
If Worgen have Crinos forms that draw power from Elder Gods, then I've no problem with them. If they have normal platemail that shifts with them, then there's something that needs looking at.
That's interesting. I couldn't really relate to the Dragon Age dwarves because to me an hierarchic organisation this complex wouldn't scream dwarvish..GothmogII said:Well, speaking on the dwarves. BioWare made an admirable stab at it with Dragon Age. But, while I enjoyed the lore behind them and how their government and cities were set up, I couldn't really take them as dwarves due the blandness of the accent. I mean, you've got a smorgasbord of accents on display, various English, French and the soothing vaguely Hispanic tones of Zev, but, the dwarves...they get stuck with the generoamerican vo work. I mean...maybe if they weren't going to take the Highlands route they could have gone back their Norse roots. Yeah, that would've been better, a race of underground Norwegians.
As for the Worgen, I never had a problem with them in the first place. But I agree, the niggling over them is pretty silly.
Difference. Buffy is hot.John Funk said:In the interest of playing Devil's Advocate, the Vampires in Twilight do in fact drink blood. Certain ones just choose not to.DJmagma said:if that's true, then we should be able to forgive the "sparkle in the sunlight" thing. but we won't. oh hell no.
also, vampires started out as humanoid blood sucking monsters, not emo fags who live forever.
fucking Stephanie whatever-the-fuck-her-name-is.
Kind of like certain vampires in, say, Buffy - which we geeks LOVE.
Ahh John, I do enjoy your WoW related postings, they give me joy joys.John Funk said:View from the Road: What Do WoW and Twilight Have in Common?
We nerds get awfully protective of things that don?t actually exist.
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