virginity for sale!

[Limos]

LOLZ, Why pay so much for something most people are just throwing away. I mean I'd give mine for FREE.

 

[Zallest]

Please stop the planet, I want to get off.

Yeah... Me Too. What do you wanna go on next? Mars? Europa?

We could catch the shuttle to pluto for their eventual ice drilling mission there.

Why not?

Lets leave. Anyone who wishes to leave the planet with us please raise there hand.

I shall finish my life size recreation of Tengen Toppa and crush the earth with the might of my drill...

Now that i think about it though... 3.7 million... why would you need to go to school when you just made 3.7 million? That could buy me a lot of games and a cheap little old apartment to play them in..

 

[Sackwak]

If I had $3.7Mil, I wouldn't need to pay for whores. I could have all the supposed "virgins" simply for being rich as fuck.

 

[scotth266]

Well, uh... if she's alright with it...

Actually, I'm kinda disgusted.

Heh... It's depressing. I mean, your virginity is something you can only give to one person, right? So why give it away to a random stranger?

She is cute...but she isn't anything I'd consider spending any amount of money to have sex with. I'd personally never pay for sex. It just doesn't seem right to me, but go ahead if you feel like its worth it!

I wouldn't either.. it's just something that seems like it should be more personal.

Tempting, but no.
My virginity is just as valuable, thus I shall give it only to the one I deem worthy.

And other things you will laugh about saying when you're twenty-one and have stopped counting the number of times you've had sex.

Is it so wrong to hope about such things? Don't be so cynical to the hopeful people.

Please stop the planet, I want to get off.

Yeah... Me Too. What do you wanna go on next? Mars? Europa?

I think Saturn should have quite the veiw.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Simply having $3.2 million would be enough to get more attractive women than her to sleep with you.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

Wow.....I think I'm going to need a bigger starship.

 

[SimuLord]

I've got as much of a virgin fetish as any man alive, but I see the picture of her and think "Twenty bucks, max, and she'd better let me use her shower." Totally not my type.

 

[Slayer_2]

Wow... I actually think what she's doing is a great idea. Four million for screwing... her (Edit, seen some better pics of her, but still, look around and there are hookers hotter than that). However, any idiot who buys this is a dumb twat and should be shot after he gets his "product".

Obviously the bidders are thinking with their cocks. If they used their brain, they'd realize if they really wanted sex, that could buy a pair of super-hot lesbians with lots of experience (or none if you really dig virgins) plus a willingness to go bi for 4 mil. And get them STD tested. Hell, a few thousand would probably get that!

I kinda hope the girl gets a 1000 pound lesbian virgin just to make it as close to being worth 4 mil as possible (still galaxies away from that though).

 

[Blayze]

she has a degree in women's studies

Call me when she has a real degree, not just an ability to say the words "oppressive", "patriarchy", "symbolism", "misogyny" and "wymen".

and her sister paid her way through college after three weeks of prostitution.

Nice to see self-respect runs in the family.

 

[samsprinkle]

NOTICE: virginity for sale! Price: $1

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Interviewer: OOOOOOK? Don't call us. We won't call you. Security, escort this whore out of my office.

Unless it's a male interviewer, then all she has to do is hint a lot, then reject him later. They can't fire her for refusing to have sex with him.

 

[Mstrswrd]

3.7 mil? That's probably just /b/ being dicks.

Yea i'd have to agree.

This type of thing has happened before though, I don't remember the price but it was a lot less the a few million.
Then there's the girl(s) who slept with someone for wow gold or something.

I almost wish some real asshole would be the customer and teach her a lesson in humility...almost.

This actually happened before, back when Howard Stern was on K-Rock. He spoke about a... not sure how old, but a supposed virgin that auctioned off her virginity on an X-rated version of E-bay. Reading about it now, though, what with my better understanding and much increased pessimism and cynicism, makes it much more disturbing.

EDIT: Not the WOW thing, just the sleeping with someone for money thing.

 

[Thorthelordofawesomeness]

simply being a millionaire at all is enough to make most horny young women somewhat fresh form highschool swoon at the very mention of your name. This only proves one of three scenarios to be right. One: The man is very sadistic and intends to make her into his own personal sex object/slave, and perhaps the woman is in need of money and was lacking in anything else to sell. Two: The man is INCREDIBLY stupid, idiotic and perverted and somehow has aqquired 3.7 million which he has chosen to spend on someone that i myself would never pay to sleep with. Three: He's going to catch her cherry being burst on camera, copy the recording and sell it to pornography websites.

 

[Finnboghi]

Does no one see the irony here?

Why would a feminist sell her virginity?

On a more sinister note, I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the condom was semi-permeable and she got pregnant.

 

[stompy]

Just had a thought. Probably completely wrong, but here goes.

She's a major in Women Studies, right, and trying to pay for graduate school. Well, what if this is some kind of social experiment on her part, a kind of proof that despite what most people say about female virgins (immature, inexperienced), they are still seen with a kind of reverential awe, thus the extreme bidding.

If this is a social experiment on her part, and she's able to parlay it into a thesis paper, she'll probably have her pick of graduate schools.

This... is actually a very smart thing to do. You, my friend, have a very interesting take on this, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[JWAN]

That may be the most expensive whore ever. Ever.

I think your 100% correct

only you need to put it

EVAR in size 30 font

 

[Marv21]

I hope some person breaks out the whip and makes that 1 day a living hell, to tell her for being so stupid. But the person whose paying the 3.7 mil in the end is stupid, it would be hella funny if he got to choose the conditions.

1. Humiliating shit, get the camera
2. This is going to hurt...*Chainsaw revving*..alot
3. Make a Night in Nevada, no skimping on the money shot(LOL!)
4. No condoms, or put holes in it.
5. DON'T TIP AHAHAH!