virginity for sale!

tthor

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BrynThomas said:
I'm trying to think a sleazy joke about the price of a bottle of vodka or something, but its coming to me.
dont worry, you'll get it 8)
 

Pressure

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Here's what you do. You buy the virginity, then you don't sleep with her. She can't do anything since after all YOU payed for it. She dies a virgin and we all die laughing.
 

Jeronus

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
That may be the most expensive whore ever. Ever.
Technically she is still a virgin so she can't be a whore but I would put her in the area of hooker in training. Secondly, 3.7 mil for a virgin!!!! The winner has to be the saddest man or woman on earth. I mean at least a slut knows what she's doing. You're gonna have to coach this ***** through the entire process. I hope she isn't strict about a time limit. Why even go to college? Who would hire after pulling a stunt like this? Imagine the interview.

Interviewer: So I see you had a job where you earned 3.7 mil, what was that like?

Girl: I sold my virginity.

Interviewer: OOOOOOK? Don't call us. We won't call you. Security, escort this whore out of my office.
 

WolfThomas

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Actually she looks like this random underage chick who turned up at a mates party.

She got so drunk she fell and tore up her knees and then flashed everyone. She then went to vomit over a fence grasping it as she vomited, it was barbed wire. She then realised she was grabing the barbs, screamed and leapt off the fence, just to fall forward and vomit over it again holding the barbs. This she repeated three or four times. Finally we got a cab for her and her friend to go home, but she sat on the driveway crying and refusing to move. After ten minutes and one pissed cabbie, a mate I know whispered something in her ear. She got up and walked to cab without saying a word.

To this day, I do not know what he said.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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I say she has the right to, and good on her for getting such a high price for something she doesn't seem to care about, but it's still a bit strange. It really depends on how important you consider your virginity, maybe she just doesn't care about it. She's hot but still 3.7 million is way too much.
 

heliosa

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69 said:
Please stop the planet, I want to get off.
Yeah... Me Too. What do you wanna go on next? Mars? Europa?
We could catch the shuttle to pluto for their eventual ice drilling mission there.
 

Sandman315

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Just had a thought. Probably completely wrong, but here goes.

She's a major in Women Studies, right, and trying to pay for graduate school. Well, what if this is some kind of social experiment on her part, a kind of proof that despite what most people say about female virgins (immature, inexperienced), they are still seen with a kind of reverential awe, thus the extreme bidding.

If this is a social experiment on her part, and she's able to parlay it into a thesis paper, she'll probably have her pick of graduate schools.
 

heliosa

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
heliosa said:
Hunde Des Krieg said:
MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69 said:
Please stop the planet, I want to get off.
Yeah... Me Too. What do you wanna go on next? Mars? Europa?
We could catch the shuttle to pluto for their eventual ice drilling mission there.
Why not?
Lets leave. Anyone who wishes to leave the planet with us please raise there hand.
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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Sandman315 said:
Just had a thought. Probably completely wrong, but here goes.

She's a major in Women Studies, right, and trying to pay for graduate school. Well, what if this is some kind of social experiment on her part, a kind of proof that despite what most people say about female virgins (immature, inexperienced), they are still seen with a kind of reverential awe, thus the extreme bidding.

If this is a social experiment on her part, and she's able to parlay it into a thesis paper, she'll probably have her pick of graduate schools.
Hot damn! You may be on to something.
 

heliosa

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
Sandman315 said:
Just had a thought. Probably completely wrong, but here goes.

She's a major in Women Studies, right, and trying to pay for graduate school. Well, what if this is some kind of social experiment on her part, a kind of proof that despite what most people say about female virgins (immature, inexperienced), they are still seen with a kind of reverential awe, thus the extreme bidding.

If this is a social experiment on her part, and she's able to parlay it into a thesis paper, she'll probably have her pick of graduate schools.
Hot damn! You may be on to something.
Hello. My Thesis is about "How People are Suckers."
 

PrinnyGod

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I'm standing on the side of confusion here...

I'll admit that immediately after saying this i will be mocked, insulted or what have you

I am a virgin Male, who has very few times when I think that I want sex, and frankly for the most part I do not care... Sure if I die a virgin it's an experience that I could have had and gained some understanding on...

I guess I just don't care...

This being said, I still do not understand the amount of money that has been dumped into this, in theory from every one who has bid on it, for it's at least two people who really want this and have the money on hold (theoretically) incase they win.

It has been added to the list of confusion