Vote for Me!

Fijiman · Mar 12, 2013

Vote for me and you wont get slapped by Mitch Slappington.

thesilentman · Mar 18, 2013

Vote for me, I can make you human.

Fijiman · Mar 18, 2013

Vote for me or get the hammer.

mParadox · Mar 19, 2013

Vote for me and get the blunt side of the hammer. o_o

thesilentman · Mar 19, 2013

Vote for me, we give out ~~free blowjobs~~ enhancers!

Fijiman · Mar 20, 2013

Vote for me and I will stop making false accusations... about fish.

thesilentman · Mar 20, 2013

VOTE FOR ME, I'LL DECLARE WAR ON R&P!

Fijiman · Mar 22, 2013

I promise to defeat the Para menace if voted for.

thesilentman · Mar 22, 2013

Vote for me, I can revive this thread!

Fijiman · Mar 22, 2013

Vote for me, I'm responsible for more threads surviving this long than thesilentman will ever be responsible for.

mParadox · Mar 22, 2013

Vote for me and I'll eradicate the Fiji menace.

Dead Seerius · Mar 22, 2013

Vote for me and I'll put an end to homework. And recess all day!

thesilentman · Mar 22, 2013

Vote for me, I'll enforce Forum Games!

mParadox · Mar 23, 2013

Vote for me and Forum Games will become sentient!

thesilentman · Mar 26, 2013

Vote for me, ~~I'll oust Para~~ I'll promise your greatest desires!

mParadox · Mar 26, 2013

Vote for me and I'll use my powers for good. <3

thesilentman · Mar 26, 2013

Vote for me, I'll corrupt Para and unleash Forum Games on the other boards!

Fijiman · Mar 26, 2013

Vote for me and the banhammer will be upgraded to the banshotgun.

StormShaun · Mar 27, 2013

Vote for me and reveal Fijiman ... wait I already promised that.
I WILL REVEAL MYSELF!
... naked!

thesilentman · Mar 27, 2013

Vote for me, we'll all be able to use the banhammer!