Vote for Me!

[mParadox]

Vote for me and the banhammer will be properly lubricated first! O_O

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and we will finally end the commie threat.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll turn the Escapist into a Communist state!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and we'll democratically elect a Communist leader! O_O

 

[Nouw]

Vote for me and you'll never have to vote again!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and Anarchy will be democratically elected!

<.<

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and bacon will be your reward. If you do not eat bacon we will find a bacon substitute for you.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I have free food for all!

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and I will let you swing the ban hammer once at someone!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and the banhammer will come with the safety sleeve!

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll keep the ban hammer strong!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and the Banhammer will never need to recharge!

 

[Nouw]

Vote for me and you get the Ban-thrower!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I'm not talking excessively about the banhammer.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make thinking of banhammer a mandatory thing!

 

[Nouw]

Vote for me and thinking will be a thing of the past.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me or be banished.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Vote for me, because...why not?

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I won't banish people.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and hugs will overtake the yen in currency.