Vote for Me!

[General Winter]

Vote for me to ensure 40% fewer spontaneous combustions.

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and I'll fix the Escapist!

(seriously, what's going on now?)

 

[pyramid head grape]

vote for me and receive this half drunk bottle of bleach absolutely free!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Vote for me and I will force EA to make Bioware an independent studio again.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Vote for me and I'll sign your babies face!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Vote for me and there will be enough grapes to feed the entire nation!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me, it gives me obscene pleasure!

 

[Rabbitboy]

A vote for me means a vote for egotistical self enrichment.

 

[Barbas]

If you vote for me, I may not harm this badger.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and nobody may never find out about your past crimes under the Tsars.

 

[Twintix]

Vote for me, and I'll lock up all middle schoolers in the world in a large arena and have them kill each other for our amusement a'la Battle Royale.[footnote]No, not Hunger Games. Battle Royale, you pleb.[/footnote]

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll have the Star Wars prequels and The Hobbit remade with less CGI, better acting, writing and direction, and a lot more practical effects.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and nothing shall change. Trust me, you don't want things to change.

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and it'll be free ribs for all!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll put cheese on them!

 

[Trivun]

A vote for me is a vote for votes! Every vote counts as two votes, and each of those also counts as two votes, and so on... Basically, if you vote for me, I get an infinity of votes. Sounds good to me...

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and Trivun goes back in the chair.

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[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and everyone will get their very own dragon steed!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me for I have pants.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll offer a free upgrade to any pants.