Vote for Me!
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When I am elected, I will give everyone a FREE MANSION*!
When I am elected, everybody will get a $1 000 000 TAX REFUND**!
When I am elected, I will bring TRUE DEMOCRACY*** back to Escapistland!
When I am elected, I will fix the GRIDLOCK IN ESCAPISTLAND CITIES****!
When I am elected, everybody will get 20kg of FREE FOOD*****!
When I am elected, I will END POVERTY******!
When I am elected, I will BRING THE COUNTRY TOGETHER*******!
When I am elected, I will CREATE 10 000 000 NEW JOBS********!
When I am elected, I will REVITALIZE THE SPACE PROGRAM*********!
When I am elected, I will RENEW FIREFLY FOR A SECOND SEASON**********!
Vote for me and I will implement all these new changes to Escapistland. We are turning the corner, and you want someone who will fight for YOU. So vote for me, and help to usher in a new age of the Escapist!
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*Mansion being the name of the newest tax form
**A new $1 000 000 will be created for this purpose. One will be handed out to everybody. Who cares about inflation, right?
***This true democracy will involve no actual voting. Or any real voter input, really. Well, that's true democracy to me. Not sure what you guys thought it meant.
****This will be achieved by the government repossessing all cars owned by citizens and exporting them to other countries.
*****Said food does not have to be edible.
******The poverty line will be lowered to the point that no one is under it.
*******This will be achieved by creating a mandatory, 5 year conscription policy
********This will be a side effect of the five year, mandatory conscription policy
*********Shipping a giant death laser into space would count as revitalizing the space program, right?
**********If Joss Whedon is up for it. And all the actors are cool with it. And they can find a network that will take it. And it won't cost too much.
[I didn't know what to call what this election was for, so I just said Escapistland. I didn't really have time to go through the entire forum.]
When I am elected, everybody will get a $1 000 000 TAX REFUND**!
When I am elected, I will bring TRUE DEMOCRACY*** back to Escapistland!
When I am elected, I will fix the GRIDLOCK IN ESCAPISTLAND CITIES****!
When I am elected, everybody will get 20kg of FREE FOOD*****!
When I am elected, I will END POVERTY******!
When I am elected, I will BRING THE COUNTRY TOGETHER*******!
When I am elected, I will CREATE 10 000 000 NEW JOBS********!
When I am elected, I will REVITALIZE THE SPACE PROGRAM*********!
When I am elected, I will RENEW FIREFLY FOR A SECOND SEASON**********!
Vote for me and I will implement all these new changes to Escapistland. We are turning the corner, and you want someone who will fight for YOU. So vote for me, and help to usher in a new age of the Escapist!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*Mansion being the name of the newest tax form
**A new $1 000 000 will be created for this purpose. One will be handed out to everybody. Who cares about inflation, right?
***This true democracy will involve no actual voting. Or any real voter input, really. Well, that's true democracy to me. Not sure what you guys thought it meant.
****This will be achieved by the government repossessing all cars owned by citizens and exporting them to other countries.
*****Said food does not have to be edible.
******The poverty line will be lowered to the point that no one is under it.
*******This will be achieved by creating a mandatory, 5 year conscription policy
********This will be a side effect of the five year, mandatory conscription policy
*********Shipping a giant death laser into space would count as revitalizing the space program, right?
**********If Joss Whedon is up for it. And all the actors are cool with it. And they can find a network that will take it. And it won't cost too much.
[I didn't know what to call what this election was for, so I just said Escapistland. I didn't really have time to go through the entire forum.]