Vote for Me!

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll add shrapnel!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you get one free space hammer.

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and together we'll throw the best party ever (the Communist Party!!!!) [sub]into the river[/sub]

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me and I'll host a worldwide rave!

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me, and I'll invite Clarity Clarence to enlighten us all!

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and I'll do something about the sun!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and assholes will never be made admins of anything ever again, unless I'm made admin of something in which case there are no guarantees.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll ban assholes and appoint Topaz as Dictator!

[small]That's asking for trouble, right? Right?[/small]

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and I'll do something about Jerry!

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me or be exterminated.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll exterminate Kailus!

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me and I shall stop the tyrant silentman!

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and WRBRBRBRRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBRR.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me and I'll recreate the world.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll abolish the Democratic system!

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me and I'll ban the horrible chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide!

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me and I'll stop Tizzy's army with my clone army!

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me! I bring kittens and shotguns!

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me and I'll make Tizzy share the muffins!

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll eat them all to help you lose weight!